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Do you want a beer???

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,887
14
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
Me - Do you want Cheerios???
Caroline - No. (shakes head)
Me - Do you want yogurt???
Caroline - No. (shakes head)
Me - (jokingly, of course) Do you want a beer???
Caroline - (nods head quickly)


I won't be able to keep this kid out of bars. :banghead:
 

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site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,827
521
Vernon, NJ
my mom said the first time she took me out to a diner the waitress asked what i wanted to drink. i said pbr. she knew she was in trouble then. she also said that my first day of kindergarten i tried taking a bottle of rum with me to school.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,494
9,524
my mom said the first time she took me out to a diner the waitress asked what i wanted to drink. i said pbr. she knew she was in trouble then. she also said that my first day of kindergarten i tried taking a bottle of rum with me to school.
pics or it didn't happen.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Me - Do you want Cheerios???
Caroline - No. (shakes head)
Me - Do you want yogurt???
Caroline - No. (shakes head)
Me - (jokingly, of course) Do you want a beer???
Caroline - (nods head quickly)


I won't be able to keep this kid out of bars. :banghead:
That sounds like tonight with my pregnant wife who's hungry, but doesn't want to eat. (Doesn't want beer either)
 

MarinR00

Monkey
Aug 27, 2007
175
0
Iraq
You could??! Hell, General Order #1... no alcohol of any kind.... AND I'm stationed in Germany, the HOME of good beer. I’ll tell you, American beer just doesn’t cut in anymore.

Goodbye tolerance.

*sigh*
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
You could??! Hell, General Order #1... no alcohol of any kind.... AND I'm stationed in Germany, the HOME of good beer. I’ll tell you, American beer just doesn’t cut in anymore.

Goodbye tolerance.

*sigh*
That must suck. Always used to make Partsbara laugh in Germany when he'd see people in the supermarket on base walk out with a 30 pack of Bud Lite. You can lead a horse to water.....
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
Valve Bouncer.... you nailed it! I couldn't have said it better myself.
It's not as if the German wallop is too expensive either. Anyway now they've stopped the mad bombers maybe life will get back to normal on base eh? Until they send ya back to Iraq I suppose.:disgust1:
 

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
1,558
0
Duh, Austin
That was at the Shinagawa Prince hotel in Tokyo. It was next to the elevator on my floor.

Getting back from a hard day of work, stepping off the elevator and see a cold been in the vending machine was perfect. And ~$3.50 USD is not a bad price when you consider the convenience.
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
3,996
0
getting Xtreme !
Just finishing off the second growler of Ipswich Oatmeal Stout. Beer God, it's delicious........:clapping:

i picked up a 'growler' the other day from this ghey brew pub in roseville CA.. the missus and i had an xmas voucher for fiddy bones... decent porter... not a bad drop... different from a 'growler' in australia tho... just ask heath ledger..
 

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
114
Japan
i picked up a 'growler' the other day from this ghey brew pub in roseville CA.. the missus and i had an xmas voucher for fiddy bones... decent porter... not a bad drop... different from a 'growler' in australia tho... just ask heath ledger..
Sailor Jerry is waiting to violate you up the khyber.