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**hallelujah** Pinkbike closing down!! **hallelujah**

Eren

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2006
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mill creek, WA (now in Surrey UK)
hopefully those on pinkbike wont migrate to ridemonkey :biggrin:

It has been a great bunch of years running pinkbike.com and riding around on pedal bikes. Great memories and friends, but we must progress as riders to another level. The next level is Moto, DirtBikes, and ChainSlayer. Bigger jumps, faster bikes, and let's cut to the chase, hotter podium girls.
On that note we are now closing pinkbike.com and starting a new website called ChainSlayer.com
I can write a big story why we are closing pinkbike and switching to moto but I think the following pictures will speak for themselves. I hope you all join us on a journey into the future of "riding".


Ok, so you can ride your pedal bike and jump big, getting towed in by a moto. Not bad.


Or you can get a motor and be a real man and hit real jumps.

You can go on a ride to, shuttle up for a ride, ride for 20 minutes, then wait, then shuttle again, then ride again, yada yada yada. Or you can show up with your Moto, start your engine and ride all day, enjoying yourself, getting better faster, and not being a lame pedal biker.
Best of all, unlike on a DH bike no one will ever say to you "dude, where's the motor on that thing?". Um yeah, right here byatch.

It's easy to switch over to moto. Look at me. I ride in my mtb helmet, mtb jersey, mtb gloves, mtb pads, mtb mace vest.


All your MTB gear crosses over.

Need some more reasons to sell the mountain bike and get a dirtbike?


Moto Riders Podium = hot chicks


MTB Riders Podium. I rest my case

It is clear why earlier today we cleaned out the Pinkbike HQ out of all mountain bikes and got things ready and made room for real bikes.


Dump that zero and get with the hero

Email Jordan if you want any of this stuff before the bums get to it

ChainSlayer will be just like Pinkbike but for Moto.
So in conclusion, pinkbike.com will be dead in a couple of days and the new website you should all visit is

http://www.chainslayer.com

enjoy :biggrin:
 

Mc.Dub

Monkey
Feb 28, 2007
115
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Montreal
*****OMG POD!!!111!!!!111 -1245 props*****

I really dislike pinkbike.com. argh
Alought this is funny. I much prefer RM. I love you guys.
 

Streamline

Spammer Extraordinaire
Jul 9, 2007
333
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Ah come on, don't be to much of a hater. They sponsor a lot of things. They helped bring Stund and helped with DropIn. They have a nice video section.

So what, there are a couple snot nosed punks. We were all there ones. . . Snot nosed I mean.
 
Dec 11, 2007
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actually its not.

i guess if you went to college and knew that, you would work in something with a little more capital then sign making. :imstupid:


we can race at beacon and see who the retardretard is

:biggrin:
haha the truth is out about your girly name! theres no use hiding it now.....
 

TomBo

Monkey
Jan 13, 2004
300
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Calgary,Alberta
Funny thing about the moto thing, its true.

I ride about half as much DH as I do Moto, now.

Love em both, but its just too hard to pass up 2-3 hours seat time moto-ing in and evening. V.S. about 1 hour seat time DH riding.
 
Dec 11, 2007
43
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come on guys its funny when they do.... and really it does fool alot of people for the first little bit when they arnt expecting it! but sadly eren is still a girls name no matter what day it is hahahha!
 

Trekrules

Turbo Monkey
Apr 12, 2007
1,226
148
Just checked pinkbike and the layout off moto is still there and it's not april fool that was yesterday.Maybe they gonna shut pinkbike down for real.