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Another girl-trouble thread.

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Japan
Maybe the OP can try some music to relax himself. Maybe try some Puffy, Stiff Little Fingers or The Hard-Ons. Possibly avoid Soft Cell or Limp Biskit.
 

pixelninja

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
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Denver, CO
valve bouncer said:
Maybe the OP can try some music to relax himself. Maybe try some Puffy, Stiff Little Fingers or The Hard-Ons. Possibly avoid Soft Cell or Limp Biskit.
The Strokes would be a good choice...
 

JeffKill

Monkey
Jun 21, 2006
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Charlotte, NC
I say, next time you see her, just work up a good stiffy and smack her in the face with it. And if you get into bed with her again, "accidentaly" stick it in the wrong hole. Then see who's laughing.
 

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
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Victoria, BC
Maybe your penis is smarter than you.
She has two kids, and she is going out, getting wasted and passing out in other peoples beds.
Maybe your wee wee knew that if he did not perform, she would laugh at him and go away and not drag you into her sorry life.
You should go pet him for doing you a favor.
agreed...listen the the smarter head:D
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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2,006
Seattle
I'd recommend pouring yourself a stiff one before hand next time, but it sounds like you already tried that.

Music wise, you could try some AC/DC. Let's Get it Up or Let Me Put My Love Into You. Or the Offspring with Hit That.