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mantispf2000

Turbo Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
1,795
246
Nevada, 2 hours from Mammoth
I was hittin' sun on 101 somewhere around Ventura,
I lost a universal joint and had to use my finger,
A tall lady stopped and asked if I had plans for dinner,
I said, "No thanks, mam, back home we like the girls that sing soprana.......


Alan Jackson, Where I Come From.............
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
755
0
PNW
"Read a book you illiterate son of a b!tch, step up yo vocab"

"I got no patience and I hate waitin'"

"Ain't filthy rich, but we could use a bath"
 
Beastie Boys- Sounds of Science

Now here we go dropping science dropping it all over
Like bumping around the town like when you're driving a Range Rover
Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters
Expanding the rhymes of sucker M.C. amateurs
Naugels, Isaac Newton Scientific E.Z.
Ben Franklin with the kite getting over with the key
Rock shocking the mic as many times times the times tables
Rock well to tell dispel all of the old fables
I've been dropping the new science and kicking the new knowledge
An M.C. to a degree that you can't get in college
The dregs of the earth and the eggs that I eat
I've got pegs through my hands and one through my feet
Shea Stadium the Radium E M D squared
Got kicked out of the Palladium you think that I cared
It's the sound of science


Time and money for girls covered with honey
You lie and aspire to be as cunning
Reeling and rockin' and rollin' B size D cup
Order the quarter deluxe why don't you wake up
My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector
Went berserk and worked and exploded
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated
Buddy you study the man on the mic
D. do what you like
Drunk a skunk am I from the celebration
To peep that freak unique penetration
I figured out who makes the crack
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
A professor of science cause I keep droppin' it
I smell weak cause you keep poppin' it
People always asking what's the phenomenon
Yo what's up know what's going on
No one really knows what I'm talking about
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch


Ponce De Leon constantly on
The fountain of youth not Robotron
Peace is a word I've heard before
So move and move and move upon the dance floor
I'm gonna die gonna die one day
Cause I'm goin and goin and goin this way
Not like a roach or a piece of toast
I'm going out first class not going out coach
Rock my Adidas never rock Fila
I do not sniff the coke I only smoke sinsemilla
With my nose I knows and with my scopes I scope
What I live I write and that is strictly rope
I've got science for any occasion
Postulating theorems formulating equations
Cheech wizard in a snow blizzard
Eating chicken gizzards with a girl named Lizzy
Dropping science like when Galileo dropped the orange


been listening to 'em since i was born... so great hahaha
 

jasride

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2006
1,069
5
PA
"I never thought that you would crab me
Undermine me, and backstab me
But I can see clearly now the rain is gone
The pain is gone but what you did was still wrong
There was a few times I needed your support
But you tried to play me like an indoor sport
like racquetball, tennis, fool, whatever
All I know is you attempted to be clever
Nevertheless, cleverness can't impress
Cause now you've been expose like a person undressed
cause I see through you, I'm the Guru
Now what you gonna do when I step up to you
and when I pay you back I'll be hurting you
This ain't no threat so take it personal"

Gang Starr
 

loosecannon

Monkey
Feb 29, 2008
182
0
San Diego
I don't know where to start:

"I'm so mean and nice with the things I write, I'd make Jesus himself say Jesus Christ!" Juelz Santana

"I'm a nike head, I rock chains that excite the feds.." Nas

And Cage Kennylz' "Goodmorning Cage" all these lyrics are f***ing amazing..reminds of me of NY for sure:

Homeless cardboard cribs, cops shoot civilians
Vendors rap stars wall street billions
Donald Trump shotgun pumps illegal store fronts
Dollar fifty dutches, af one's and dunks
Skyscrapes planes hit 'em army in the subway
High risk orange alert everyday
My click is a clip that spits in glock land
Walk like I'm from the hood, hair like and indie rock band
Throw fits then pitch from hammers blow lungs up
Before Onyx was telling me to throw them guns up
My style was sick and homeless freezing and stuck
'till Def Jux stuffed them gees in the cup
Now It's the season to **** ****, piss in the morning flicker
Lights in your head and earn my explicit warning stickers
NY on the fitted shines from the brain inside
So I don't need a Yankee on for a New York frame of mind

[Chorus]
I'm trained in the dirt, I strain to be heard
The fame of the words alive in my city
Stray from the herd I say what I learned
painfully burned alive my city
Aim for the dirt, claimin the earth, danger alert
alive in my city
Though the same that desert, I remain when they
mirk, claim a grain of the worth in my city

[Cage]
Knocked up Jux, they had a monster I'm TV on the street
In the cabbage patch with premies on my feet
I got a New York bop itchy index like a New York cop
Sick in whichever city my tour stops
So by the time I get home, I'll have spread so much enjoyment
I'll create the vaccine, then destroy it
I pull immaculate concepts from thin air
Implemented by the listener to learn until I get there
I'm most alive from one to five
In the morning Thursday's KCR gave birth to weatherman, then died
Homeland security advisory system won't work
Until the danger rainbow jumps into red alert
Divide quickly, a few can ride with me when martial law hits
Pack up the whip and hide with me
Until the eve of destruction paints a town black
And anarchy ensues you'll have the soundtrack
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,245
0
Brooklyn
any lyric from Special ed.. I got it made...

I got a frog, a dog with a solid gold bone

and accountant to account all the money I spent
got a treaty with tahiti cause I own a percent

think just blink and i made a billion ryhmes
just imagine if i blink a billion times..

like a i said any lyric... :)
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,738
15
SoCal
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.
Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down.

-Snow

 

CarlE

Monkey
Jan 7, 2008
109
0
Long Island, NY
Now, when you come to apply for the job don't tell them that your homeless cause I promise they won't hire you.
And if they like your songs just nod your head and play along, never tell them what inspires you.
-Atmosphere

or

So here I am, trying to be the man right?
Using my gun to see at night, sleeping with my flashlight.
-Atmosphere
 

giantrider89

Monkey
Oct 16, 2006
423
1
P-town, MN
Anything from Ice Cubes 'Down for Whatever'

-from memory

Damn im such a g, its pathetic
here comes the big headed...n**** thats dipp'n
sipp'n on covosier....god damn i must have to floss today
now pimp'n aint easy but its neccesary
so im chasin bitches like toms chasin jerry
i put the pedal to the floor
in my two tone ford explorer
sounds bump'n, aint that somethin
jumped on the 110
shes flyin the blaza, like go speed racer
but i aint gonna chase er
like racer rex, but i wont flex, till its time to have sex

and so on and so forth....i can do the whole thing, but i wont bother....


"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks!"
-Dr.Dre

"Let a hoe be a hoe, and thats one to grow on."
-Murs & z-trip

there are so many good ones.....just cant think of em now.....
 

Red Rabbit

Picky Pooper
Jan 27, 2007
2,715
0
Colorado
"Make Out Club"

If I recall correctly
It was the middle of spring
Walkin with my boys
Contemplating what summer will bring
We started talking about girls
And it was the funniest thing
As I started to remember some of my funniest flings

See there was Ashley,
She caught my eye the second that she passed me
I kissed her once
Then she started to harass me
She called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see
There was Melanie
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn't believe half the **** that she was telling me
I mean dirty vocab
She used to talk like she was crunk

And after that was Tiffany
The one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin' me?
She had a man
But that didn't mean **** to me
He tried to catch us all the time
But I was just to goddamn smooth

And I can't forget to mention Carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
Can you believe that ****?
I had to pack my bags and move!

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm working hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to

I'll always remember Monica
The Jewish chick
She'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah
To meet her folks she tried to make me rock a Yhomica
But she looked so damn good
She almost made my ass convert


And after that there was Lisa
She had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam's getting pizza
The greatest night of my life
Schlep's "The Rock that Killed Two Birds"

And there was Erica
She had the stankest breath in North America,
I tried to slip her tic tac's
But they were scared of her
And when we made out
I always had to plug my nose


And I suppose you know your sister
Shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
But she gotta lota blisters
I mean hammer time feet
You'd think she had dead bugs for toes

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to

Yo Matt,
Remember Catherine?
She talked so much
I used to make her bring me aspirin
Bla, bla bla bla
I'm doing fine thanks for asking
I even tried to make a muzzle
But her mouth just would not quit

Oh ****
Remember Shauna?
I hate to bring her up again
I didn't wanna
That girl I talked about
In that "Girl's A Dog" song
Yeah, the poster girl for Paxil
Almost made me lose my grip

And oh ****
There was Krystal
The meth head
She used to sniff like a fist full
One time she chased me down the street with a pistol
She tried to say I took her stash
She bugged out and tried to kill my ass

And at last we got Kimmy
She went abroad
Came back
And broke up with me
And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me
I cried for like 3 days
Then it was back to my evil ways

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I'm working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm trying not to
 

Cru Jones

Turbo Monkey
Sep 2, 2006
3,025
2
Hell Track
is my new favorite track.
Nice, that is a rad song. The feel of it reminds me of this one...


"God takes care of old folks and fools
While the devil takes care of making all the rules."


Here's my fav PE track...


"Yes. The rhythm, the rebel...
Without a pause, I'm lowering my level."
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,135
13,305
Portland, OR
Here's my fav PE track...


"Yes. The rhythm, the rebel...
Without a pause, I'm lowering my level."
I can't pick a favorite, they all rock on some level.

I'm not a hip-hop fan, I'm a speed metal fan myself. But Chuck D can not be denied. I do miss Terminator X, though. The only hip-hop I own is every PE album. Unless you consider the "Judgment Night" soundtrack hip-hop (
).
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
6,415
0
Guess who back though, crack dough, yes, eyes is hat low
Stash 'dro, pimp on the side, you know how that go
Rap flow, major, taste the flavor, all natural high
Y'all gotta love it when the track go (track go)
Ask Def Jam what's hot, three letters, M-E-F Man
Been stopped, that's off top, young, fresh to death
And you're not, no matter what the job, I'm the best man
Rap C.E.O. minus the yes-man (yes-man)
I know that's right, so act right, Staten on the map
Like **** y'all, get stuck, y'all and have a bad night
As I brush off my shoulder, that's right
My nigga Scott Storch keep bringing it back like (back like)
Oh boy, dig it, I talk about it and I live it
Been there, did it, ****ted and wiped my ass with it
These critics saw the train for brains and must of missed it
If they ain't got the ****, they'll never get it (never get it)

- method man
 

renorider40

Monkey
Aug 22, 2005
426
0
Uhh
I got seven mac-11s, about eight, .38s
Nine 9s, ten mac-10s, the ****s never end
You cant touch my riches
Even if you had mc hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
Hah, thats how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the landspread
Lil gotti got the shotty to your body
So dont resist, or you might miss christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give emcees the runs drippin;
When I throw my clip in the a.k., I slay from far away
Everybody hit the d-e-c-k
My slow flows remarkable
Peace to matteo
Now we smoke weed like tony montana sniff the llello
Thats crazy blunts,
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,245
0
Brooklyn
no oj no straw
if ya gonna give it to me, give it to me raw
I've learned..
not to drink absolute straight
it burns
enough to give my chest hairs a burn

Method man
 

PatBranch

Turbo Monkey
Sep 24, 2004
10,451
9
wine country
[Prevail]
I see you grinding to a halt
Do I remind you of blistering nitroglycerine rhyme assault?
Vails venomous radio occult
A commision of ?exactoplay? spitting indults
Nice to make your acquantaince sorry I beat you to a pulp
A more relationship to dope **** but now it'll be pretty obvious
My voice is the last thing you hear, before you slip into unconsciousness
I promise, this will be a trip you'll never unclip
Unless you feel the hammer paste strip straight through your lip
I love to grip a strip off my sworn opposites
Swarmith the unit of hornets who love to sting ****
Bring me my mic case I wanna slice 'em to bits
Start at the body dicing 'em open and stroll his dip
Alarm trip, someone skip the trip wire
Skip with barbed wire ruler hanger wire empire
Hey driver, any survivors?, anyone liver?
Anybody in the line of fire?
Anybody ever been bloody by somebody everybody thought was a supplier?
I spent years under my golden voice of fire....
We busting out from underneath

 

homepiece

Monkey
May 22, 2006
234
0
OHIO
The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat so.....

Beastie Boys
Paul Revere

Kick in the door wavin the .44
all you heard was poppa don't hit me no more

Notoroius BIG
 

ffonsok

Monkey
Dec 6, 2005
692
0
You're young, you've got alot of drugs to do, girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you.
If I could take it all back now I wouldn't
I would have done more **** that people said I shouldn't

- Eminem "Drug Ballad"
 

Haplipe

Monkey
Feb 7, 2006
101
0
Arvada
give this a good ole bump.

"I dont believe in suicide, but i understand it...."- slug

I guess this is what happens when rappers look up to thugs
And kids look up to rappers
To some of y'all if I don't talk about the gat enough
Or sell crack enough
I ain't black enough
But I rather be a pro at being myself
Than be an idiot trying to be somebody else, - Soul Position

You see, my aura~s positive I dont promote no junk.
See, Im far from a bully and I aint a punk.
Extremity in rhythm, yeah thats what you heard.
So just clean out your ears and just check the word.- Tribe

Either your here to teach or your here to be taught,
If you dont plan to get away then you plan to get caught,
I was born to win,
Thats why i run dont walk- J-5

gods rain water flows threw the same gutter that we walk today
Gotta stay brave brother, keep your lip stiff, keep your fist clenched
At times you gotta kick your way threw this bitch
-Brother ali

thats it for now i could go one for a while

lets get some more goin
 

tylerpier137

Monkey
Mar 29, 2007
366
0
ventura
Atmosphere-"Modern Man's Hustle"

The first time I met the Devil was at a Motel 6
She left Hell to spend a weekend on Earth just for kicks
Sexy little bitch, shorter than expected
About five-foot five big an' thick in the breast and thighs
Beautiful, dark eyes a strong stare
Large lips, soft hands and long hair
I said Ill make you smile for the simple fact Im good at it
Ill make you smile just so I can sit and look at it

Andre Nickatina-"Crack Raider Razor"

Going about niiinneettyy
On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin'

Atmosphere-"Love Life"

Now, how many times must you prove you're an angel
How many more demons do you have to strangle
How much longer must you remain in this dream
Before I finally figure out if you're insane or a genius



KRS-one-"Sound of the Police"

Chorus:

Woop-woop!
That's the sound of da police!
Woop-woop!
That's the sound of the beast!

Verse One:

Stand clear! Don man a-talk
You can't stand where I stand, you can't walk where I walk
Watch out! We run New York
Police man come, we bust him out the park
I know this for a fact, you don't like how I act
You claim I'm sellin' crack
But you be doin' that
I'd rather say "see ya"
Cause I would never be ya
Be a officer? You WICKED overseer!
Ya hotshot, wanna get props and be a saviour
First show a little respect, change your behavior
Change your attitude, change your plan
There could never really be justice on stolen land
Are you really for peace and equality?
Or when my car is hooked up, you know you wanna follow me
Your laws are minimal
Cause you won't even think about lookin' at the real criminal
This has got to cease
Cause we be getting HYPED to the sound of da police!
 

strangeland2

Monkey
Jul 11, 2007
305
0
masshole
This has a to be a repost with 16 pages but its worthy.

To all the pretty girls in the world
and all the ugly girls to
cause to me you re pretty anyway baby

You gimme your number I call you up
you act like your P**** dont interrupt
i dont have no trouble with you f***ing me
but I have a little problem with you not f***ing me

Baby you know Im gonna take care of you
cause you say you got my baby and you know it aint true

ODB Got Your Money
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
And at home I got a call from Tony Rome
The FBI was tappin' my telephone
I never live alone
I never walk alone
My posses always ready, and they're waitin' in my zone
Although I live the life that of a resident
But I be knowin' the scheme that of the president
Tappin' my phone whose crews abused
I stand accused of doing harm
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
 
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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,591
7,238
Colorado
I'm still tryin' to find a way to say fuc* you politely
-Swollen Members