how not to leave a phone message
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Comedy gold.
"Let teh romance begin!!11"
"Let teh romance begin!!11"
I'm f**kin' POSITIVE that's stoney. 
I just can't understand why Dmitri is single.
I love the unrelated "poll" on the sidebar of that website.
"Punch Bill O'Reilly? Or do Tea Leoni?
That is a tough call?
"Punch Bill O'Reilly? Or do Tea Leoni?
That is a tough call?
Not me. I actually got some. That guy, not getting ANY.I'm f**kin' POSITIVE that's stoney.
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
he should change his name from demitri to "guy le douche"
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Passive Aggressive = posting your dumbass message on the internet for the entire world to hear...
"I get approached by 6 or 7 women a day" - so you work in a shop then huh?
That guy needs to have his nuts sawed off so he can't breed.
He does a fine job of preventing himself from breeding.
Let's just hope he doesn't donate to any sperm banks.
after talking with the receptionist, he'd probably have to pay to make a deposit
Wait, does the three o'clock deadline work?
Should have used this on the wife...
Should have used this on the wife...
That's odd, I kind of pictured you as the type that would keep her locked in the basement until the wedding.
Yea, in retrospect I should have let her see the sun more often. This is one of our wedding photos as we drove to South Carolina...
I think this might be fake or something. It's a good message though. Check out Dimitri the Lover's website...
http://dimitrithelover.com/
http://dimitrithelover.com/
I will do the best I can to make sure it does not happen.
"Your friends are all jealous that I approached you and not them, they say they aren't but they really are..."
"I'm working on a screenplay so I'll be around this weekend.."
"I'm working on a screenplay so I'll be around this weekend.."
Wow...........
The first part sounds like a job interview or something.
The second part screams "needle dick snydrome".
Unfortunately both metro's I know best are full of these. It actually doesn't take much to rise above that which is kinda nice though.
The first part sounds like a job interview or something.
The second part screams "needle dick snydrome".
Unfortunately both metro's I know best are full of these. It actually doesn't take much to rise above that which is kinda nice though.
"you let me know if you have psychological issues .... "
money.
money.