Again, this is The Lounge forum on RM - everyone else bitches about work so why can't I? And even though it's now shriveled down there's no way I'm cleaning it up.
I experienced a new low today
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Any flies??
You haven't cleaned it up? Just get a shovel and a big garbage bag!
Everyone on here who has given you sh1t for it(punny I know) works in an office and either has no concept of being self-employed or is just jealous that you have your own business. It's always easier to to take shots at someone who has enough cojones to be their own boss than it is to try starting a business.
Being self employed sucks really bad sometimes (like today). It's not easy.
I think I may take a picture of the turd every day and put it together in a photo essay or one of those youtube videos where we can see it disappear over the course of a minute or so.
Artsy
Bitch away. But you must know, and this is coming from someone who bitches up a storm about work on the internet, you will get no sympathy. That's just how it goes around here. You should really clean up the poop though. That's kind of gross.
the other week i was in san jose and this women with her child walk by us at this outdoor plaza/mall and the kid smelt like **** and wasnt wearing a diaper and he had **** coming out of his shorts and everywhere. she opened her diaper bag, took out a water bottle, a new pair of pants and some baby wipes. she basically washed him right there on a bench and put new pants on him and left. she left **** covered pants, baby wipes, underwear and some other stuff right on the bench. it was disgusting. no one wants to clean that stuff up. i wouldnt want to even if someone **** infront of where i worked
Most people have no idea how difficult self-employment can be. That saying, " Why work forty hours a week for someone else when you can work sixty for yourself." holds a lot of truth.
If you do take a picture of said turd, you should get some plastic toy soldiers and a miniature flag.
Tis the lounge but its also RM, we'll hate on 5 day old puppies. But seriously you ought to clean it up. It could be worse, someone could step in it and then track it IN to your office.
Arrrrgggghhhh! I read this whole thread and all I got was a pile of feces. I'm gonna drive downtown and scoop that stuff up and throw it on my garden.
In all honesty Kenan, you are a pussy. When someone's got their pants around their ankles in an alley leaning on a cane, the order of action is as follows:
1. Push offender into pile
2. Throw cane 1 street over
3. Buy a paintball gun
4. Park your car in a secure area
5. Advise your employees that they should smell at least 1 level of stink better than the dead, crippled guy outside lying in his own ****.
In all honesty Kenan, you are a pussy. When someone's got their pants around their ankles in an alley leaning on a cane, the order of action is as follows:
1. Push offender into pile
2. Throw cane 1 street over
3. Buy a paintball gun
4. Park your car in a secure area
5. Advise your employees that they should smell at least 1 level of stink better than the dead, crippled guy outside lying in his own ****.
I just saw the perpetrator again. He keeps saying he's going to clean it up "in a few minutes" or "tomorrow." 
find out where he stays and return the favorI just saw the perpetrator again. He keeps saying he's going to clean it up "in a few minutes" or "tomorrow."
Pepper spray every bum you see and tell them you're going to do it every day until this guy cleans his mess up. Peer pressure's a bitch.
Wow...that's actually an excellent idea. I might get stage fright though when it comes time to "perform". I may have to ready the props ahead of time.
Not a bad idea either. I just need to contact Manimal and get some of that super hippie-stopping industrial strength spray.
just go to the local hiking store and get the stuff that says "for protection against bears"
then aim for the crotch
drkenan needs a custom title. "I'm the scat man" would suffice.
But then I wouldn't be a monkey anymore and I REALLY like being a monkey.
As a monkey shouldn't you enjoy flinging poo? :biggrin:
I witnessed a dothead schit in the alley behind the store I used to work at when I was back in high school. We were out there having a smoke break and this dotheaded dude with a big old turban, no shirt and these short 80's athletic shorts and no shoes just squat down and laid down a serious coiler. The boss comes out to see what we were all laughing about and chased the dude off with a broomstick. Dothead didn't even get a chance to pull up his shorts.I have, but only in India and heaps in Indonesia (those are dirty buggers!!!)
It was pretty funny.
Ok - a little update for you guys...
Yesterday as I was leaving the office, I thought the fecal matter was gone and that my neighbor (who's building it was actually touching) had cleaned it up. Not the case at all.
Upon closer inspection (a lot closer than I wanted to get), it turns out that someone smashed a cinder block over top of it and that left a film of white powder all over the place. So basically it turns out that someone else was really pissed about it too.
Yesterday as I was leaving the office, I thought the fecal matter was gone and that my neighbor (who's building it was actually touching) had cleaned it up. Not the case at all.
Upon closer inspection (a lot closer than I wanted to get), it turns out that someone smashed a cinder block over top of it and that left a film of white powder all over the place. So basically it turns out that someone else was really pissed about it too.
I like where I work & if I slacked off this much working freelance, I would be wearing a barrel & worn out top-siders while waiting for the soup kitchen to open up.
Oh....&.... DrKeenan is a high & mighty nancy boy for not wanting to clean up that poop.
A cinder block and baby powder. Your street has been officially been 'cleaned up' by the old homeless man.
Nobody should have to touch poop. Even him. Jerk. You should buy him a 40.
Nobody should have to touch poop. Even him. Jerk. You should buy him a 40.
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Well then, there is just no future in German porn for you, now is there.
Which is really too bad because I think TN wants to direct.:biggrin:
You own a Ford Focus and you're pissed about someone dropping a bomb on your step??? Sounds like your low came before now. 
It was probably one of your customers. Imagine what a bummer to be sitting in your car taking a nice big bump of pre-pizza bolivian marching powder and then inadvertently chase your line with shat stench because the window was cracked. The dood was surely sooo grossed out that he spilled the rest of his 8-ball and then in a 'caine rage, ripped out the closest cinderblock and smashed that dook into a billion sub-atomic particles.
Don't EVER have kids.
i was just f'n with him anyway.
plus i rather be the star.....as long as i can do the pooping.
hahaDon't EVER have kids.
Baby poop is ok to touch with protection (gloves, wipes, etc) for cleaning purposes. =]
My wife bought and drives a Ford Focus. I own a twin turbo Audi S4.You own a Ford Focus and you're pissed about someone dropping a bomb on your step??? Sounds like your low came before now.
Yeah - I'd say more than likely that's what happened out there. That's pretty much exactly what I thought when I saw the busted up cinder block and c game together sprinkled over top of the brown banger.