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What minivan should I get?

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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I want to die in a vehicle fire AFTER passing out from auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What minivan has a self destruct feature?
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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japan has the coolest minivans other than a vw bus from 49-67.......



 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Wife forced her way into a Dodge Caravan a few years back...I hated it then, and...I am slowly getting used to it. Thing is waaaaayyyy too fast for a loser cruiser. And it has a bitchin sound system, when the kids arent watching the damn DVD player.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
65,375
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In a van.... down by the river
Wife forced her way into a Dodge Caravan a few years back...I hated it then, and...I am slowly getting used to it. Thing is waaaaayyyy too fast for a loser cruiser. And it has a bitchin sound system, when the kids arent watching the damn DVD player.
Turn the goddam DVD player off and then turn the stereo up loud enough to drown out their b1tching. Are you new to this parenting thing? ;)
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Every kid is a new adventure. An adventure in what? I am not saying...:rimshot::rimshot:

Sound system/DVD player has headphones tho...and can play their stuff and mine at the same time. Best invention EVAH!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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NY
Toyota runs some great deals on Sienna's that would be my first suggestion.
 

CdaleTony

Chimp
May 26, 2006
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If this is a serious call for ideas..
I have an 06 grand caravan. 18.8 mpg mixed, 25 mpg highway. carries 3 INTACT bikes with riders - INSIDE. Stow n Go is one of the best features...
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