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DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Watching CNBC tonight I have concluded that when I grow up I want to be a hooker.

Mind you, like the Grandma in Beerfest, I agree that the end of the day we're all whores, that's not the point.

I want someone to pay me for sex. It fits with my moral fiber.

And if I did it right, I could bring down Sarah Palin, or someone much like her, and then I'd be famous.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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You think they'll kick her off the air like they booted the President of the F1, Max Mosley, earlier this year?

I'd do it for free in that case. Someone dig out my costume from Springtime for Hitler.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Better start working on your sphincter control. Even ugly women can not only get laid for free but when it comes to fat guys with fro-hawks they can usually work in a few free drinks at Ruby Tuesdays beforehand.
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
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well you were a lawyer, so the ground work is already in place.




Just kidding, I <3 lawyers.

Seriously though, is there a particular type of guy you'll be catering to or will you be standing in a paper bag in a bus station bathroom and polishing off anyone with a buck?
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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media blackout
People are already lining up for Palin.

There's a porn company that already has $2mil on the table for her to do it. They've also made an offer for her husband to co-star.... he would get $100,000 and a snowmobile.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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I wonder if you could do a Palin/Coulter double bang like "The World's Biggest Gang Bang" and set a two woman team screwin' record?

However, to really set in the sense of exploitation all the way up, all of the guys have to be registered Democrats or members of the Black Panther Party.

But back to the topic. I want women to pay me for sex. Gotta work out what demographic goes after over weight, under hung dudes though...
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Wait, where'd the comment about the Ann Coulter good time website go?
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
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I wonder if you could do a Palin/Coulter double bang like "The World's Biggest Gang Bang" and set a two woman team screwin' record?

However, to really set in the sense of exploitation all the way up, all of the guys have to be registered Democrats or members of the Black Panther Party.

But back to the topic. I want women to pay me for sex. Gotta work out what demographic goes after over weight, under hung dudes though...
I'm pretty sure the Little Hammer would refuse to work with those particular materials.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
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So much wrong in this thread, yet I have nothing to add that is depressing.


Nailin Palin looks to be another quality family movie to add to my collection in the near future.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
So much wrong in this thread, yet I have nothing to add that is depressing.


Nailin Palin looks to be another quality family movie to add to my collection in the near future.
I always wanted one with the Bush daughters in it. This will have to do for the time being.

It looks to have potential though...
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
Whatever you do, dont go to

http://video.google.com/

and dont turn off safe search, and dont type in Sarah Palin Lookalike

And dont look for the secondish video to be listed

That is all
Must spread rep, and I can't....

Damn you DirtyMike, your google skills are legend.

I think I may have to pick up the Nalin Palin when it comes out. The girl they got for that is hot.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
It was pretty damn fantastic, especially once I did some searching.

The baby cannon thanks you, and the RNC, for all you've done for us tonight.
 

SquadraCorse

Monkey
Jul 25, 2007
297
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Ridgefield CT
You think they'll kick her off the air like they booted the President of the F1, Max Mosley, earlier this year?

I'd do it for free in that case. Someone dig out my costume from Springtime for Hitler.
They didn't boot Mosley. The FIA decided that if he wanted to have Nazi themed sex orgies it was fine, as long as it didn't effect his work. That means that Nazi themed sex orgies are now socially acceptable :happydance: