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Demomonkey

Demomonkey

Monkey
Apr 27, 2005
857
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Auckland New Zealand
A friend was lamenting the fact his work place fire wall filtered out a .pps called "why men need boats".

It had boobies in it. Its good if you haven't seen it.

He then figured that being a maker of boobie filters would be a pretty cool job. So a list was started of the worlds best jobs and this is how far we got;

1. Victoria’s Secret Models back stage dresser.
2. Shimano Skunk tester
3. James Bond
4. Booby filter builder
5. Agent of KHAOS
6. The Stig
7. Sam Hill
8. Cheech
9. Chong
10. Bruce Wayne

I thought fellow monkeys might like to contribute. :cheers:
 
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jerseydirt

jerseydirt

Turbo Monkey
May 6, 2007
1,936
0
dirty jerz
A pro racer that designs bikes and components at DW status, And have a winter side job at a brewery such as fat tire, but you would have to have a really super awesome hot wife.
 
Demomonkey

Demomonkey

Monkey
Apr 27, 2005
857
0
Auckland New Zealand
Owning a chain of coin operated laundry mats located;

Whistler BC
French Alps
Queenstown NZ
Rotorua NZ
Tahoe


Ride all day, empty the machines, a few beers, sleep, get back and ride.

This has been a dream of mine for years.
 
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Austin Bike

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
1,558
0
Duh, Austin
Director of Business Development for a tech company that requires you to fly around the world meeting with customers.

And then sneaking in a ride overseas when you stay over the weekend.

Trust me, that is the job.
 
mantispf2000

mantispf2000

Turbo Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
1,795
246
Nevada, 2 hours from Mammoth
Mega-Millions winner, which is closely behind being a parent..........

Or a bike bum, riding from A to B as I visit family and places and losing belly fat, getting a great tan, or frostbite, should I end up in Alaska.

Oh, were we talking "real" jobs world-wide??????????????
 
moff_quigley

moff_quigley

Why don't you have a seat over there?
Jan 27, 2005
4,402
2
Poseurville
Austin Bike said:
Director of Business Development for a tech company that requires you to fly around the world meeting with customers.

And then sneaking in a ride overseas when you stay over the weekend.

Trust me, that is the job.
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Your job does seem super sweet. Need a stoogie?
 
Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,067
5,976
borcester rhymes
I'd love to come into a ****load of money and operate a bike park. any trails I wanted to build, enough money to not worry about income/being profitable (like I said, if I came from money). You'd ride all day, cut trails, nice physical labor, and you're around bikes all the time.
 
Austin Bike

Austin Bike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
1,558
0
Duh, Austin
moff_quigley said:
Your job does seem super sweet. Need a stoogie?
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I have 8 of them already. And they are mostly rock stars at this point, so you'd have some still competition. With all the crappy employees that I have had over the years, this team is solid.

One of the guys is an mtb racer as well. He asked me if he could start coming in early so that he could take 2 hour lunches to train for the upcoming race season.

Approved.

Plus we occasionally ride after work. And the company has an email dsitribution list called "dl.mountain_bike". So when rides are called, everyone knows.

And it will be 70F this saturday.
 
JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,440
1,965
Front Range, dude...
Former non-****ed up teen idol...you know those with the brains enough to bank some cash and stay straight are living la vida loca these days...and pulling some hot bootie too...
 
Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,067
5,976
borcester rhymes
person on the hills.

seriously, "thanks dad for all the money. I'm going to go be famous for being rich and for being famous. I'm going to do nothing all day, but everybody is going to want me around. Also, I'm going to get jobs places because my fame will be good for business. When and if I show up there once a month, I'll mostly talk on the phone or text my friends. I'm going to throw parties for myself for no reason spending the same amount that many people make in a year. The whole time I'm going to pull so many hot girls because I'm famous for being famous and rich because someone else was famous or rich."

I hate those kids.
 
Knuckleslammer

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
Jan 30, 2003
1,868
4
Inside your mind, interrupting synapses
I thought I had the best job in the world, but then I woke up. I work with people that I HATE, and listen to customers belly ache about the software that we write / fix for them. They try to impart their stress upon me? NGH

So, I guess it is sort of fun

I spend my day dreaming about....

All of them sitting on a couch, bound and gagged on fire

Bus full of executives explodes on the way to a golf tournement. You see the bus explode and then stillness and silence, other than the sound of the flames and the smell of the burning flesh as the front tire rolls down the street, hits a curb and does one of those wobbles like a quarter flipped on a table. The tire comes to a rest and I walk up to the bus and clap.

I hate software, I hate executive SKUM and I hate customers. I guess I *ucking hate people ha? Oh and I hate computers too.

Perfect job? One where the is no *ucking people.
 
dexter

dexter

Turbo Monkey
Sep 23, 2001
3,053
99
Boise, Idaho
Knuckleslammer said:
I thought I had the best job in the world, but then I woke up. I work with people that I HATE, and listen to customers belly ache about the software that we write / fix for them. They try to impart their stress upon me? NGH

So, I guess it is sort of fun

I spend my day dreaming about....

All of them sitting on a couch, bound and gagged on fire

Bus full of executives explodes on the way to a golf tournement. You see the bus explode and then stillness and silence, other than the sound of the flames and the smell of the burning flesh as the front tire rolls down the street, hits a curb and does one of those wobbles like a quarter flipped on a table. The tire comes to a rest and I walk up to the bus and clap.

I hate software, I hate executive SKUM and I hate customers. I guess I *ucking hate people ha? Oh and I hate computers too.

Perfect job? One where the is no *ucking people.
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jesus ****ing christ dude you need help
 
DirtMcGirk

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Knuckleslammer said:
I thought I had the best job in the world, but then I woke up. I work with people that I HATE, and listen to customers belly ache about the software that we write / fix for them. They try to impart their stress upon me? NGH

So, I guess it is sort of fun

I spend my day dreaming about....

All of them sitting on a couch, bound and gagged on fire

Bus full of executives explodes on the way to a golf tournement. You see the bus explode and then stillness and silence, other than the sound of the flames and the smell of the burning flesh as the front tire rolls down the street, hits a curb and does one of those wobbles like a quarter flipped on a table. The tire comes to a rest and I walk up to the bus and clap.

I hate software, I hate executive SKUM and I hate customers. I guess I *ucking hate people ha? Oh and I hate computers too.

Perfect job? One where the is no *ucking people.
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Welcome to the club bubba.

However, if you ever need the number of a good shrink, mine is helping me deal with my bell tower sniper urges.
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,155
13,324
Portland, OR
Dude, I sit and watch cable TV all day and I don't even have to pay attention to what is actually on. If an engineer pisses me off, I poke holes in his code until he cries, then go back to watching Ninja Warrior, or Fox Soccer Channel.

I have 4 TV's and 8 set top boxes (at least). So 1 is dedicated to Soccer, the other to G4, then the other 2 cycle through whatever movie is spinning on the latest server.

There are better jobs, but mine is pretty damn sweet and it pays ok, too.
 
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