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Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
That's right folks. I'm eating a BLT wrap that could end all wars. I asked for extra bacon. I actually BEGGED for extra bacon. I said please put a ton of bacon in it. I'll pay you any amount of money.

So they did not skimp on the bacon, as you can see and I'm very happy. I went through a serious bout of depression a while back while doing the anti-meat thing. Well, without starting a PETA argument, I believe that the Lord put MEAT on the planet to make us happy.

MEAT=PROTEIN=AMINO ACIDS=SERATONIN.

That's why meat makes you happy. BACON :thumb:

 

drkenan

anti-dentite
Oct 1, 2006
3,441
1
west asheville
. Well, without starting a PETA argument, I believe that the Lord put MEAT on the planet to make us happy.

MEAT=PROTEIN=AMINO ACIDS=SERATONIN.

If you didn't want to start an argument, why'd you put so much redneck trash talk in your post? I believe the Lord wants us to live a life of peace and love which cannot be achieved with a meat-based diet. If you think crucifiction is bad, you should check out your local slaughterhouse.

I'm sure your kids will be stoked when you come down with heart disease (my meat-loving mother came down with heart disease a few years ago and has since converted to a mostly-vegetarian diet).

MEAT = HEART DISEASE AT AGE 50 = DIE WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

That being said, I don't really care what you choose to eat. To each his own...it's really none of my business.
 

boogenman

Turbo Monkey
Nov 3, 2004
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BUFFALO
i ****ing love bacon.

I am having a party on saturday, I will be serving bacon.

Like this but covered in chili powder and brown sugar mixture before cooking. YUMMY
 

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
If you didn't want to start an argument, why'd you put so much redneck trash talk in your post? I believe the Lord wants us to live a life of peace and love which cannot be achieved with a meat-based diet. If you think crucifiction is bad, you should check out your local slaughterhouse.

I'm sure your kids will be stoked when you come down with heart disease (my meat-loving mother came down with heart disease a few years ago and has since converted to a mostly-vegetarian diet).

MEAT = HEART DISEASE AT AGE 50 = DIE WHEN YOUR KIDS ARE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

That being said, I don't really care what you choose to eat. To each his own...it's really none of my business.

I agree with you man. Although I do not do the killing, I feel bad about it. However, I did go the vegetarian route and FELT LIKE SH*IT. It's fine for the Indian guys here at work. But I don't think one can easily turn to vegetarian after 35 years of eating meat.

I tried it and went into a severe depression, went down to 155. Meat free isn't for me.
 

Slugman

Frankenbike
Apr 29, 2004
4,024
0
Miami, FL
I agree with you man. Although I do not do the killing, I feel bad about it. However, I did go the vegetarian route and FELT LIKE SH*IT. It's fine for the Indian guys here at work. But I don't think one can easily turn to vegetarian after 35 years of eating meat.

I tried it and went into a severe depression, went down to 155. Meat free isn't for me.
Dude.... you're not doing it right!!!

I went full on Vegan at 35 and felt great, but only becasue I had a good friend who had been vegetarian since 15 and knew all the tricks. Without his advice I would have been screwed.
 

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
That's a $hitty picture of your BLT.

;)
Camera phone, all I got at CPC.

Far be it for you to miss a bacon thread eh?

As for the vegan thing. What's the trick? Eat 10 pounds of nuts a day?

I did lentils, beans, etc for protein. They seem to not provide the adequate protein my body needs. I seriously eat 4-5000 calories per day and I'm 170 lbs. That's what I need. Vegan can not provide that. Takes a lot of calories to run this anger ship

Even now, I get in a **** mood and feel like tearing someones fvcking head off and my wife cooks me a porterhouse steak and I feel normal.

Same with Eggs. One of the best things you can do for instand energy / good mood. Coupled with bacon / home fries / toast and REAL butter :thumb:

I'd love to do the vegan thing again, but I never felt WORSE in my whole life. I had to repair my cerebral cortex with a complex amino acid therapy and nutrition plan. Believe me, I've watched all the PETA videos. That's why I went Vegan in the first place. I'm a sap for the animals, but when it comes to my mental health, I will eat you before I become depressed again.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
CPC...ahhhh that is the Knuck we all know & love. :D

But yeah.....if I go veggie I start losing weight immediately...even I think about going veggie I start dropping pounds.
 

drkenan

anti-dentite
Oct 1, 2006
3,441
1
west asheville
I've been vegetarian for 11 years and pretty darn close to vegan for the past 4 and I'm still fat as hell. I must be doing something wrong.

If you really want to get back into it, I'd suggest checking out the vegcooking.com website. My wife and I cook a lot of stuff off of there. I eat out a ridiculous amount as well. Going vegan without being prepared can definitely be detrimental. We're fortunate that we have good friends who are hardcore vegans and can answer any questions we may have.

I've heard going vegan compared to moving to a new city. When you first move there, you only know a small section of town but after awhile you get to know the whole area. This is like eating vegan food. At first it's confusing and you only know a few items that you can eat. After a little bit of time you get to know a much larger variety of options.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
65,375
12,529
In a van.... down by the river
I've been vegetarian for 11 years and pretty darn close to vegan for the past 4 and I'm still fat as hell. I must be doing something wrong.

If you really want to get back into it, I'd suggest checking out the vegcooking.com website. My wife and I cook a lot of stuff off of there. I eat out a ridiculous amount as well. Going vegan without being prepared can definitely be detrimental. We're fortunate that we have good friends who are hardcore vegans and can answer any questions we may have.
:clue::clue:
 

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
Being a real vegan is impossible while inside the matrix. Time will not allow for all the ingredients required to make stuff taste 1/2 decent. Coupled with the amount of time you need to prep the sh*t, again, is impossible while inside the matrix.

I use to eat just raw. I still do the shakes. Had 2 shakes today. 2 blender full of spinach, carrots, celery, peppers and grapes. Tastes horrific. But the good thing is that when I sit down tonight to have some boneless pork ribs, I don't have to eat any stinking vegetables caus I already had my government required servings.

All sarcasm aside, being a vegan is almost a full time job, so it's not for me. If I could find something vegetarian that would give me the amount of protein I require to have a sane mind, I would do it. I have tried everything. There must be a reason meat puts me in a better mood.

I really think one must be raised vegetarian from the get go. The Indians at work are all vegan and the happiest people on the planet. When I start to get angry around 11:30 am they beg me to eat meat.
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
Dude... seriously... don't bother. Those baconators SUCK. :disgust1:
We make this killer sandwich called the tomatoator. You can only do it in the middle of summer with fresh tomatoes. It's a sandwich with fried green tomatoes and red tomatoes. Sometimes I put fake bacon on it (I don't want to hear it, really) because I have a hard time eating real bacon. It would be amazing with real bacon. It is THA BOMB. Best sandwich ever and I have a large sandwich repertoire.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
65,375
12,529
In a van.... down by the river
We make this killer sandwich called the tomatoator. You can only do it in the middle of summer with fresh tomatoes. It's a sandwich with fried green tomatoes and red tomatoes. Sometimes I put fake bacon on it (I don't want to hear it, really) because I have a hard time eating real bacon. It would be amazing with real bacon. It is THA BOMB. Best sandwich ever and I have a large sandwich repertoire.
Does it require a recipe - or did you just pretty much describe the whole thing? It sounds like it would be the world's greatest sandwich with real bacon. :drool:
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
Does it require a recipe - or did you just pretty much describe the whole thing? It sounds like it would be the world's greatest sandwich with real bacon. :drool:
It is what it is. No recipe, unless you need to be told how to cook a killer fried green tomato. We make it like a BLT with fried green tomatoes added.
 

laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
To me a sandwich is a blank canvass if you will. In order to create a culinary masterpiece it must be driven by your own inspiration. Go forth and create.
 
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