So I was doing a little google to find some images to post in PSP's latest job debacle thread. But what I stumbled upon is of much greater significance, and I felt deserved its own thread.
There has long been many an insult tossed around regarding a very special kind of toolbox known as the "guido". Here in New Jersey, there seems to be an abnormally high population of them. I suspect that this state is their spawning grounds. So in my search to post images about other morons from NJ, I used a web tool known as "Google". Trying to keep it short and sweet, I queried the phrase "NJ guido". I was expecting the results to turn up mostly message board threads throwing the terms around loosely as insults. Oh how naive was I! Instead of reading more inane ramblings, I stumbled across the motherload. What I found appears to be the digital home for fake tanned popped collars. But alas, this isn't some joke. It appears to be e-terrority of these creatures, revelling in their guidoness! Not only that, the website appears as if it was created by someone with the same level of web design skill as a guido has proper fashion sense. Without further ado, I present you, my fellow monkeys...
www.njguido.com
seriously folks, I can't make this sh*te up
edit: possibly NSFW, not necessarily due to content, but because I wouldn't want any of my co-workers to catch me actually looking at this garbage
There has long been many an insult tossed around regarding a very special kind of toolbox known as the "guido". Here in New Jersey, there seems to be an abnormally high population of them. I suspect that this state is their spawning grounds. So in my search to post images about other morons from NJ, I used a web tool known as "Google". Trying to keep it short and sweet, I queried the phrase "NJ guido". I was expecting the results to turn up mostly message board threads throwing the terms around loosely as insults. Oh how naive was I! Instead of reading more inane ramblings, I stumbled across the motherload. What I found appears to be the digital home for fake tanned popped collars. But alas, this isn't some joke. It appears to be e-terrority of these creatures, revelling in their guidoness! Not only that, the website appears as if it was created by someone with the same level of web design skill as a guido has proper fashion sense. Without further ado, I present you, my fellow monkeys...
www.njguido.com
seriously folks, I can't make this sh*te up
edit: possibly NSFW, not necessarily due to content, but because I wouldn't want any of my co-workers to catch me actually looking at this garbage