post your favorite funny or cool quote(s)
"The human spirit can overcome any Obstacle"-A wise man (heard it on Scrubs)
"It smells like Big Foot's dick!" -Back ground comment on Anchorman
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
George Carlin
George Carlin
Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life.
"Never do the safe thing, it's the most dangerous thing you can do." Yogi Berra
was that from the squid thread?
In your case, because you will most likely wind up in a jail cell.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and inexperience.
"Smokey the bear is really intense in person." -Mitch Hedberg's friend tripping in the woods.
it is better to remain quiet, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it!
"ride today, maybe work tomorrow"- a Specialized T-shirt(at least thats where i heard it)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
HST
HST
"eep opp ork-ah-ah"-- jet screamer
(When principal says that he does triathlons) I play real sports
not trying to be the best at exercising.
"Telling people you drink Parrot Bay is like saying you only tasted dick once."
The first is never get involved in a land in Asia, but only slightly less well known .... Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!
"You can rest when you die"-- read on a t-shirt at the Mammoth Nationals
"I'll be perfect when I'm 6 feet under"-- don't know where I read it, or if I made it up
"I'll be perfect when I'm 6 feet under"-- don't know where I read it, or if I made it up
A few weeks back I was in a conversation and busted out with "I'll sleep when I'm dead" and followed it up with "...and I feel like it is time for me to start puting on my pajamas."
Ahhh Maine.......
If you can't keep it in your pants; keep it in your family.
If you aren't going to wear a condom make sure the girl is at least hot.
If you aren't going to wear a condom make sure the girl is at least hot.
Just stop talking.
See the quote on page 1,
read it and live by it.
You are not funny and you are an embarrassment to mankind.
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too." -Mitch Hedberg
Ryan, I highly recommend utilizing the ignore list feature. I had never used it before, but a couple weeks ago I put PSP on it and its fantastic. Sadly if someone quotes him I can still read it, but most of the time I'm PSP free.
And from my wife's Bathroom Trivia book, also seen on a bumber sticker--
On the other hand, you have different fingers....................
On the other hand, you have different fingers....................
"they call them fingers, but i've never seen them fing."
Otto
Otto
"It never was the way it used to be." - my boss
Yeah but then I can't keep calling him an absolute piece of S**T every time he posts. What fun is that?
" If you beat a dead horse long enough, it will decompose right before your eyes. " - Me, I just said it
"Women... can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson
Sam: What are you up to Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall
"If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?"
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"-Mongo
dang, now i gotta paraphrase since i can't recall the exact quote -"How's life treatin' ya Norm?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."
i slept like a baby; i cried all night and $#!t the bed.
Harry Caray 1997 Review on SNL - CollegeHumor video
Absolutely hilarious.
Someone spread rep for me.