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tranny hookers and donut shops

mandown

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i don't get it, but they seem to go together in my hood. every time i pass a donut shop, there is a gang o tranny hookers in front. what's the connection?
 

Westy

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Cops love trannies.

eternal +rep for the person who finds the pic of Manimal in drag.
 
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TN

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They are basically open all nite & tranny's are creatures of the night so put 2 & 2 together...
 

mandown

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How do you think the holes in the donuts get there ?
and perhaps the glaze. i don't want to know what the sprinkles are.

TKCastle - check the string of donut shops on santa monica from highland east to the highway. it is gnarly on a fri/sat night. hell, get up early for a bike ride and drive down the road at dawn and you can see the walk of shame... priceless... ok, not priceless, it would probably cost you a few bucks for a... nevermind.
 

mandown

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TN - anyone with the custom title of "Hey baby, want a hot dog?" should probably steer clear of this thread.

...i'm just sayin', is all.
 

Westy

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i've generally been up to about 3am and drinking heavily, so my 8am drive to the trailhead likely has me above the legal limit still. it takes me about 30 minutes into a good climb to sober up.
Those looking for trailhead should be careful in this thread.
 

mandown

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i'm sure i've seen his bedazzled pants around.
there used to be a great place called The Yukon Mining Company that was open 24 hours and was like a mom&pop Denny's-ish joint. back in the day, the gay hustlers would work that location (according to a documentary i saw) and then it evolved to a tranny hangout. the place closed down, but i used to love going there at about 1:45am on a friday or a saturday and grabbing a table with some buds. about 2:05, the show would begin: gangs of tranny hookers of all makes and models would roll in with their johns for the night. i expected more creepy older dudes, but it was lots of younger "hip" dudes with three of four following to a table. i don't know if they were the pimps or the johns, come to think of it. the one memory that burnt into my brain was seing a guy in the parking lot who was almost 6 feet tall with a Lynrd Skynrd blonde mullet and a full beard standing there in a pink nighty that barely covered his beer gut, and he was wearing heels. wow. i mean, wow.