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BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
Oh they are so succulent... I highly recommend visiting your local haus of gerst.

And also, THE BEARS GOT JAY CUTLER!



And I haven't ridden my bike in a year.

And today is my birthday so I got the day off.

Aids.
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Hey did N8 and Graphics ever end up together? How about N8 and Loco?

Baboon, Bears got Orlando Pace! (sorry, no sacrilegeous photochop for that one.)
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Westy, unfortunately Im all too familiar with the method you just posted there. I try to keep things interesting though, by fertilizing the eggs myself once in a while. If you see any extremely sexy mermaids out there, you can blame me.


Loco, Jen's fine. And as far as TN being a sh*t hole.. the one thing I can say is that at least it's certified N8-free and Graphics-free. There's a big plaque about it at the local chamber of commerce. How's your child?
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Oh hey. Im going to see GWAR again tomorrow.

I have all my friends dressing up in suits and skirts for the occasion. Should be interesting, as a few of them don't know what Gwar is.
 
loco-gringo

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,887
14
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
BurlyShirley said:
Westy, unfortunately Im all too familiar with the method you just posted there. I try to keep things interesting though, by fertilizing the eggs myself once in a while. If you see any extremely sexy mermaids out there, you can blame me.


Loco, Jen's fine. And as far as TN being a sh*t hole.. the one thing I can say is that at least it's certified N8-free and Graphics-free. There's a big plaque about it at the local chamber of commerce. How's your child?
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Yeah - unfortunately, we got Graphics and N8's just one state away.

Caroline is beautiful and more fun than I could have imagined she would be. I hope you have a little girl as awesome as her one day. By have, I hope you and Jen give birth to one. :) Is the house all done?
 
Westy

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,430
20,226
Sleazattle
BurlyShirley said:
Westy, unfortunately Im all too familiar with the method you just posted there. I try to keep things interesting though, by fertilizing the eggs myself once in a while. If you see any extremely sexy mermaids out there, you can blame me.
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You can always keep things interesting by putting on some mood music, light some candles, wear some costumes and inserting fingers in unique places.
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
The house is coming along. There've been the usual unexpected costs and then time constraints that have slowed things. Just had to replace the whole HVAC system... roof is being redone, and I have the menonites coming out to build me a deck. As a result of that and our student loans, Im as broke as most other mid-twenties homowners I know, (except stony that is, he is rich as all hell and can afford anything he wants) but it's okay because I have a comfortable bed and some fishing poles and a good dog.

Hey, how do you please an Amish woman?

2 Men-a-nite.
 
Da Peach

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,683
4,912
North Van
BurlyShirley said:
The house is coming along. There've been the usual unexpected costs and then time constraints that have slowed things. Just had to replace the whole HVAC system... roof is being redone, and I have the menonites coming out to build me a deck. As a result of that and our student loans, Im as broke as most other mid-twenties homowners I know, (except stony that is, he is rich as all hell and can afford anything he wants) but it's okay because I have a comfortable bed and some fishing poles and a good dog.
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Sounds like a lot of trouble. Why don't you just have the Menonites raise you a barn?

BurlyShirley said:
Hey, how do you please an Amish woman?

2 Men-a-nite.
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badum bum tss...

Happy B-Day.
 
Skookum

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
0
in a bear cave
When you ride a bike it doesn't seem like you're that broke. i'd come down and roof your house, but it's too much of a trip. If you're doing it yourself and need tips lemme know and i'll get you dialed.

Ebola
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
You homos should feel blessed that I even considered gracing the board with my presence on this most glorious and important day of the year... and I am greeted with insults?

Skookes, Im not doing the roof on my own because I don't have the help at the moment. Instead I got some fly-by-night crew of swine flew-carrying migrant workers who may or may not have ever done this before. Im a risk taker.

I got the catfish message by the way. Interesting. You know what would be better than a catfish message? A catfish massage. Or a Salmon La Sac. Think about that.
 
stevew

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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i bet his rex grossman real doll gets replaced.

burley is fickle with his love.
 
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