Seriously.
Don't talk at the urinal
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Agreed.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I only get worried when the urinal talks to me.
Better or worse than answering your cell while on the can?
But what if you're commenting on the size of the dude next to you?
"answering"???! heck, i MAKE calls from the can. "hello.." "hey...i'm poopin'!!!"
my wife regrets giving me a camera phone nearly every day 
word.
& if you see my feet in the stall & think they are someone else's, that you usually talk too, err on the side of the caution please & leave me the F' alone.
& if you see my feet in the stall & think they are someone else's, that you usually talk too, err on the side of the caution please & leave me the F' alone.
So I was at a bar in LA last year, and a really sleazy persian dude comes up to the urinal next to me (there are probably 10-15 urinals in a row, all empty except for mine, so he violated Rule #1), and start peeing and talking at me about his gf who was pissing him off or something. It went like this:
Guy: "blahblahblahblahblah"
Me: "Hey did you hear what happened to the guy who wouldn't shut up at the urinal??"
Guy: "Nooo what happened??"
Me: "Heard he got his ass kicked."
Guy: "Really?!?! Oh..wait......oh"
----silence
I think I read about that one in either the Tucker Max or the Maddox book or one of their sites. It worked out pretty damn well.
Guy: "blahblahblahblahblah"
Me: "Hey did you hear what happened to the guy who wouldn't shut up at the urinal??"
Guy: "Nooo what happened??"
Me: "Heard he got his ass kicked."
Guy: "Really?!?! Oh..wait......oh"
----silence
I think I read about that one in either the Tucker Max or the Maddox book or one of their sites. It worked out pretty damn well.
One of my co workers and I will talk while in the stalls poopin'. It kind of freaks the customers out, but that is the point.
"hummus. Reminds me of hummus"
I am convinced that RM is the gathering point for every nutcase in the world who has hangups about going to the bathroom.
check that venn diagram again. now, i'd bet that every nutcase here on the monkey has a hangup about going to the bathroom, but not that every nutcase with a hangup is here on the monkey. i bet there are those out there we are happy we don't know about.
Once you've been in the military, all bathroom related issues are resolved.
This is why I wear diapers.
Theoretically, the middle of three urinals should never get used...unless there are dividers. Stepping up to the middle urinal in a quiet restroom is a breach of etiquette.
nothing like going home for lunch...i rarely use the facilities
If one were to come up next to and talk to me even though there were other urinals open, I would give him a golden shower.
And how do you approach a trough situation?
He pees on the guys shoes next to him so he'll leave
You should have turned to him and said "really?"
And not just turn your head, turn your whole body. No need to stop peeing either.
i usually play games on my iphone when i'm on the can...i did discover the other day that even though the phone is on silent there are some games that still make noise
Uh yeah, sorry dude. My noon'er must have caused a split stream...
Dude that is actually EXACTLY what my backup plan was. Turn, act super interested and bug-eyed, don't stop peeing for a second or even consider that I'm pissing on his leg.
drink more water!
The last time I used a trough was at a NASCAR race (Dover Downs). In a situation like that when there are a thousand men in the restroom, you just find a spot and let 'er go.
So, if there were only a 2ft opening inbetween 2 guys... would you then pee through the gap from a distance?
Yeah I really don't see why some guys have such a problem with it. I assume most guys could take a piss on the trail infront of their buddies why cna't they quickly take a piss beside a co-worker or a random shlo-mo at a bar.
Is your avatar an open face pastrami sammich?
Exactly. That, or it's full of a bunch of people who are afraid of human interaction. They chose to make all communications over the intertubes and are ashamed of their own tubes. Besides, if they're too uncomfortable in the WC then these stories of retaliation and wise-crackery are fantasies designed to hide their anxiety.
-Dr. Phil (not an actual doctor)
Nothing is more awkward than pooping in a coed bathroom. Taking a massive dookie while 2 girls were doing their hair 4 feet away was an emotionally trying time in my life.
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The fact that you were in drag doesn't make it a 'coed' bathroom.
But I was tucked and everything......
Dudes I have no problem peeing next to other people. I just don't want to recall the previous weekends events with my schlong in my hand.