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Prettym1k3

Prettym1k3

Turbo Monkey
Aug 21, 2006
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In your pants
Congrats man. Been married over a year now, and it's still the best decision I've ever made.

To quote one of my favorite movies:

In Good Company

Carter Duryea: "Dan, you seem to have the perfect marriage. How do you do it?"
Dan Foreman: "You just pick the right one to be in the foxhole with, and then when you're outside of the foxhole you keep your dick in your pants."
Carter Duryea: "That's poetic."

Funny, but it speaks truth.
 
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jdcamb

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,827
8,420
Nowhere Man!
I knocked on the door but they shouted go away!! I let them in when they come to my house and even put the good porn on and make breakfast with miracle 2 yolk eggs from Jesus' store in Central Falls. I even started wearing pants just in case they come by. It has been kind of warm out but my boxers aren't as indecent as they say. I wear chaps too. And no you aren't required by any laws to have a horse to wear chaps I looked it up on the internet. I think they are just jealous of my firm round cycling enhanced buttocks, I can tell by how the womenfolk stare at them....
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
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Japan
jdcamb said:
I knocked on the door but they shouted go away!! I let them in when they come to my house and even put the good porn on and make breakfast with miracle 2 yolk eggs from Jesus' store in Central Falls. I even started wearing pants just in case they come by. It has been kind of warm out but my boxers aren't as indecent as they say. I wear chaps too. And no you aren't required by any laws to have a horse to wear chaps I looked it up on the internet. I think they are just jealous of my firm round cycling enhanced buttocks, I can tell by how the womenfolk stare at them....
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See that! That's how to post drunk. Worthwhile.
 
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