I want to come back as my cat. I'm pretty sure this was the hardest part of his entire day:
I swear, when I'm reincarnated...
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I'll take a ferret.
There's no reincarnation...
You're worm food, dude.
You're worm food, dude.
speaking of reincarnation. Has anyone seen that palm pre commercial. The girl in the commercial freaks me out!
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I wanna be Ike Turner. 
I like cats
There was a guy like him that came to the pub I worked in. He was in his late 70's and was into salsa dancing. Every woman in the place danced with him. Really cool guy, no creepy old guy vibe at all, he just seemed to appreciate life.i want to come back as this guy...
mashing gash at 72...
jennifer anistons panties
dude...that palm pre commercial just freaked me the FU@K out....i dont think i can sleep now. thats the creepiest sh!t ever.
Granny or thong?
No idea what I'll come back as next, but I think in the past I was a can of condensed milk...
Thanks for that Mr Cheery. You're not about to throw the rope over the rafter are you mate?
Dante I think you might have the same cat tree as I do.
Skim, 1%, whole?
Don't short yourself...they get skidded up just like anyone elses.
Pretty heavy stuff here in this thread.
I am pretty sure my karma will balance out & I will attain nirvana soon.
I am pretty sure my karma will balance out & I will attain nirvana soon.
The life of a cat can be a stressful one.
I wanna come back as the worm that will eat me.
Then I wanna come back as a Bird that eats the worm that ate me.
Then I wanna come back as a Dog that eats the Bird that ate the Worm that ate Me.
Then I wanna come back as the Hot Asian Chick that eats the Dog that eats the Bird that ate the Worm that ate Me.
Then I'll finally be able to say that I was inside a Hot Asian Chick.
There are easier ways, they just cost money...
I would rather be reincarnated as a dog so I could take a big steaming dump on my neighbors lawn.
No - I'm living it up now... 'cause I've no illusions of what's next.
What dogs eat birds?
Face it - at some point after the bird you'll come back as a pvssy.
And lick your own nuts, too.
Bird dogs??What dogs eat birds?
And I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass to see where those skids come from. (Hers, not everyone elses)Don't short yourself...they get skidded up just like anyone elses.
Woah.
No - they RETRIEVE birds. They don't eat them.Bird dogs??
You're not much of a redneck, are you?
My springer spaniel used to regularly pluck pigeons mid flight and eat them up. He was good at ripping feathers off first too. Such a good dog.. miss him.
If/when I am reincarnated... I wanna be a drop of water in the pacific ocean. That way I can go with the flow for all eternity.
If/when I am reincarnated... I wanna be a drop of water in the pacific ocean. That way I can go with the flow for all eternity.
The other day Jack caught a robin & maimed it then left the damn thing all twitching on the lawn.
I had to finish the job. Luckily I was wearing shoes at the time.
I had to finish the job. Luckily I was wearing shoes at the time.
organic my ass. that was a city bird.
prolly on drugs too.
How can you tell? Did he have his little saggy bird jeans below his butt
Did he get eaten by a hot Asian chick?
beggars can't be choosers
