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Crab-core? Do we need this, or even want this?

worship_mud

Turbo Monkey
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G-Cracker

Monkey
May 2, 2002
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Tucson, beatch!
So it's true... even the emos sell out. Nice to see the record companies are still (as always) grasping at whatever untalented shill is out there and twisting it to meet their marketing and sales goals.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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So it's true... even the emos sell out. Nice to see the record companies are still (as always) grasping at whatever untalented shill is out there and twisting it to meet their marketing and sales goals.
Welcome to the music industry for the last...well, yeah. Always.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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*YOUTUBE*****ty video*/YOUTUBE*
Nothing you can do can excuse or redeem yourself for posting that. I can't even imagine what the hell you had to do to find that.

If I found that I wouldn't even admit to viewing it, just like I'm about to do from here on out. I feel scarred...
 

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
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Yes yes yes go HAB, I have that song on an old punk compilation CD, it has to be one of the best song ever.

Not sure on this crab dance, it looks like he is trying to find a drum stick with his cornhole.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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man, the Warped Tour really knows how to spot talent.
:rofl:

What do you expect from someone whose rap career started on Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

MC Chris apparently has a pretty big following of nerds. He's got some funny songs too, including one about how he used to robo-trip (or tussin-trip depending on where you're from) in college.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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:rofl:

What do you expect from someone whose rap career started on Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
That's not an excuse. I'm a better rapper than that. And my rap career is one song some friends and I did for a math project in high school because we didn't want to do any math.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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I don't think I still have a recording of it. But I think I've got they lyrics somewhere. Let me work on that.
It's not on my laptop. It might be on an old desktop I have, but I sure as hell am not about to hook that up to look for it.

It was to the tune of Eric B. and Rakim's Microphone Fiend, and it was awesome.
 

norbar

KESSLER PROBLEM. Just cause
Jun 7, 2007
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Wow, just Wow.

Someone get me my rifle.

But Norbar, I do have to ask, how the hell do you even know that existed? Did you google ****ty music?
I have to dissapoint you, I just followed one of the links on rm and over the years I spent here I developed some strange turpistic hunger so I dug deeper and deeper and finally found this cherry ;)
 

Total Heckler

Beer and Bike Enthusiast
Apr 28, 2005
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I finally got bored enough to look at what this thread was about.

Top contender for worst music I have ever heard.

These freaking girl pants wearing, long haired, metro garbage is WAY out of control.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Fail...
You 404’d it. Gnarly, dude.

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slimshady

¡Mira, una ardilla!
Well, I guess Attack Attack answers the good ol' question: "How many a**holes do you need to ruin a song?"

I mean, how many are them? all those jerks just to make some noise? give me my computer, Fruity Loops, Hammerhead, a couple of Red Bulls, vodka, and I'll get the same s*** for only a small fraction of the price ;-).

We could call it "wal-mart core"...
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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Well, I guess Attack Attack answers the good ol' question: "How many a**holes do you need to ruin a song?"

I mean, how many are them? all those jerks just to make some noise? give me my computer, Fruity Loops, Hammerhead, a couple of Red Bulls, vodka, and I'll get the same s*** for only a small fraction of the price ;-).

We could call it "wal-mart core"...
Big ups to the slim one.

Gotta hand it to DHRNOFX_Joe for standing up so strongly for the art he likes. There's no accounting for taste, but kudos for conviction :thumb:
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
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Groton, MA
Big ups to the slim one.

Gotta hand it to DHRNOFX_Joe for standing up so strongly for the art he likes. There's no accounting for taste, but kudos for conviction :thumb:
:rofl:

It's hard to give in because I find it just as absurd/ridiculous as you guys. I just happen to find it just as fun to shake my fat white ass to the music as it does to make fun of crabwalking in girls pants.:thumb:
 

slimshady

¡Mira, una ardilla!
:rofl:

It's hard to give in because I find it just as absurd/ridiculous as you guys. I just happen to find it just as fun to shake my fat white ass to the music as it does to make fun of crabwalking in girls pants.:thumb:
Point for you, Joe. Sometimes I found it fun to start or add my 2C to a rant about some music I don't dig... But hey, it's your particular liking, and I have to respect that.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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^^^ those kids put on one hell of a show; no joke. the crowd didn't know what to make of me and my date when we rolled in looking like we showed up for a Combichrist show, but the grrrlies kept sending me smiles (i think they were jealous of my makeup).