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Sandwich

Sandwich

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So I work in a large building and every time I enter the bathroom it's always a new experience. Sometimes, I try to define what exactly I'm smelling.


sewer rat wrapped in cold refried beans

steamed spinach and raw cod

cat turds and fresh grass

raw meat and chocolate syrup


more to come, i'm sure. wtf do these people eat.
 
Westy

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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Sorry nothing is worse than busting your ass up a steep hill to find some rotting dead animal there and taking deep lungfulls of the stench while helplessly breathing at your maximum limit.
 
stosh

stosh

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Westy said:
Sorry nothing is worse than busting your ass up a steep hill to find some rotting dead animal there and taking deep lungfulls of the stench while helplessly breathing at your maximum limit.
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Dead rotting animals are definitely the worst smell.
 
douglas

douglas

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May 15, 2002
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The VP brought his dog in today, thing puked up 3 times..smelled like he's been eating someone's diarrhea for the last week. It was by far the nastiest smell I have ever encountered. It would make a dead rotting animal during a hot summer day smell like roses. Oh, FYI the windows here don't open.
 
Jeremy R

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Westy said:
Sorry nothing is worse than busting your ass up a steep hill to find some rotting dead animal there and taking deep lungfulls of the stench while helplessly breathing at your maximum limit.
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Yesterday, we were riding by a river in 93 degree heat.
Went around a corner and a big dead dog had the whole area just ruined.
Its normally a dead snake or rabbit or something, but a big ass dog was a whole other realm of stankitude.
We bushwacked through the woods on the way back just to keep from smelling it again.
 
AngryMetalsmith

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I'd rather have a rotted skunk ass stuck in my spokes than smell some dirty hippie wearing patchouli.



Another bad one : I got food poisoning really bad one winter while on the road and had to drive with the heat blasting my vomit covered boots.
 
J_B

J_B

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I went to a call where the lady hadn't talked to her elderly mother in two weeks because she was mad at her mom. We got there and I could smell dead body from the street.

Since this was winter time and the heater was on, it wasn't pretty. Plus, she had left her bathroom window open, the rear small ones where no one could ever fit. There were flies caked on the screen of that window...

I puked my guts out on the front driveway after having to go inside a few times. After that, we sent the trainee in to record the scene.
 
ohio

ohio

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Nov 26, 2001
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Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

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G-Cracker

G-Cracker

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One of the worst I encountered was a pig farm in the middle of Missouri on a hot, humid summer day. Part of the MS150 road ride... going up a long, slow climb downwind from this stench-factory.
 
Toshi

Toshi

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eric strt6 said:
:fie:nothing on this planet smells worse than a colostomy bag getting burped in the confines of the rear comprtment of an ambulance....ask me how i know
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i'd wager that the smell of intestinal succus that just spilled on one's forearm from a enterocutaneous fistula on a 450 lb woman is worse… :(
 
sneakysnake

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Went on a call where a woman died in her hot tub, no one noticed for like a week and a half...so of course we had to go scoop her out, I say scoop because stuff would've started falling off if we had just pulled her out; she didn't have a face, or fingers.

It smelt horrible, real horrible; the stokes basket she got scooped out with has been bleached about five times since and still stinks three-ish months later.
 
stinkyboy

stinkyboy

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Jan 6, 2005
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Oh, wait, there was the freshly burnt cow that I just missed bunnyhopping that caused an added explosion of matter, flavor and excitement!



The decision was made to burn the dead trailcow up in Globe, AZ rather than try to drag it for miles to "safety"...
 
Brian HCM#1

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Sep 7, 2001
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Sandwich said:
So I work in a large building and every time I enter the bathroom it's always a new experience. Sometimes, I try to define what exactly I'm smelling.


sewer rat wrapped in cold refried beans

steamed spinach and raw cod

cat turds and fresh grass

raw meat and chocolate syrup


more to come, i'm sure. wtf do these people eat.
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Judging that you are from the South, you're probably dead on for what is ingested.
 
moff_quigley

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J_B said:
I went to a call where the lady hadn't talked to her elderly mother in two weeks because she was mad at her mom. We got there and I could smell dead body from the street.

Since this was winter time and the heater was on, it wasn't pretty. Plus, she had left her bathroom window open, the rear small ones where no one could ever fit. There were flies caked on the screen of that window...

I puked my guts out on the front driveway after having to go inside a few times. After that, we sent the trainee in to record the scene.
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Toshi said:
i'd wager that the smell of intestinal succus that just spilled on one's forearm from a enterocutaneous fistula on a 450 lb woman is worse… :(
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sneakysnake said:
Went on a call where a woman died in her hot tub, no one noticed for like a week and a half...so of course we had to go scoop her out, I say scoop because stuff would've started falling off if we had just pulled her out; she didn't have a face, or fingers.

It smelt horrible, real horrible; the stokes basket she got scooped out with has been bleached about five times since and still stinks three-ish months later.
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I think I'm going to be sick.:dead:
 
slyfink

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I left chicken on the barbeque for a couple of weeks (forgot about it), and when I went to use the bbq again it was crawling with maggots and totally reeked. I bought a new grill.
 
K

killsdeer4fun

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Jan 25, 2009
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That is... nasty. Ever come across roadkill that has spleen and all baking on a road after being hit by a car and feasted upon by winged creatures? Deer have a decent mass so so they bake for a long time.
 
w00dy

w00dy

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Jun 18, 2004
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Being over 200# I used to have to wrestle the real heavyweights in high school during practice. You can't shower hard enough after that. One kid was made of armpits.
 
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