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The 2009 Dirty Bird DH Race!!!

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Turbo Monkey
Jan 19, 2005
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North Carolina
Due to popular demand, a "Masters" category has been added. 35+ and no skill level breakdown so if you are over 35 you can choose to race Pro, Am, intro or this Masters class...
 

Basher

Monkey
May 8, 2007
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Hicktown, NC
Lookin forward to hanging out and riding.

Kenan $20 at Grandfather I just booked a sight for Sat. night. Their number is
1-800-788-2582. My spot is T69 if you can get around there somewhere.
 

wishihadmoney

Monkey
Dec 1, 2005
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Boone, NC
trilliams gonna be sharin the mic fosho. were getting showers up here almost daily but the tracks stayin bone dry. the boys did a good job with drainage. its a lot rootier now than in the videos and that rhythm section is burly. it put the hurt on me earlier today
 

Mulestar

Turbo Monkey
Sep 18, 2007
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in the dirt
Jump off the dam a few times at Hound Ears and you'll be clean as a whistle..:thumb:

A whistle covered in pesticides and fertilizers from the upriver golf course?

Thats debatable.



On another note...my fork now has violent, audible top-out after a full speed run through the whoops today. Something tells me its not gonna be pretty when I open it up.
 
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Dudebrah

Chimp
May 18, 2009
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we got it covered..
Covered in dream sauce...

Race highlights will include:

-a trill will "hot seat" where the fastest rider can sit surrounded by redbull girls and PBRs until another, faster rider dethrones him (For women's racers, you'll be surrounded by me and extra PBRs to make me look better).

-A phantom "trail grill" that encapsulates the "freegrill" lifestyle. If you're willing to hike and "earn your burns" then you can get up on some gratis bubba burgers...Some things are worth the climb. Of course, the grill is of questionable access status for bikers and if you encounter a ranger the best strategy is to refer to the activity as "high-calorie birdwatching."

-a literal "rhythm" section, we've invited an all-star drum circle cast featuring major hippies from the last widespread panic, THE dead, and phish comeback shows. They'll be mashing out a beat to help everyone get the doubles dialed. Still debating on whether or not to situate them between the tape, who wouldn't love to ghostride their bike at speed into a full on drum circle?

-alligator berm. One of the berms contains a real live alligator. Special prize if you figure out which one

-in addition to youth and masters, we're adding an "animal costume" category. Fastest run in an animal costume wins something good. Special note, "naked human" counts as an animal and "naked female human" is likely the fastest costume in existence.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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Blindly running into cactus
-in addition to youth and masters, we're adding an "animal costume" category. Fastest run in an animal costume wins something good. Special note, "naked human" counts as an animal and "naked female human" is likely the fastest costume in existence.
sweet...i do believe the Tubby may be going shirtless...or perhaps boxers only for the best bear suit :thumb:
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
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Charlotte, NC
"animal costume" category. Fastest run in an animal costume wins something good.
Damn, unfortunately I do not think I will be making the race. However if anyone wants to borrow my Scooby costume let me know.





Just ignore the stains... :confused::rofl:
 

highrevs

Monkey
Oct 13, 2005
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NC
Ha ha, I have a gorilla costume somewhere... if i can find it, I'll bring it up if anyone is interested in sporting it.