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SBDHrida

SBDHrida

Monkey
Aug 19, 2005
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aMERica
haha, the green kids helmet and the belly hanging out of the shirt really make it. Oh, and the fact that he's getting his ass beat by a guy in lycra shorts.
 
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Pete..

Monkey
Feb 11, 2009
450
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Santa Cruz
Here's the story. I was having brunch on first ave and first street with a a couple of friends including Alfred .It was a pretty sunny day and a good there was a good amount of pedestrian traffic .Nothing unusual. Alfred went out to make a call and spotted someone looking over his bike. Nothing unusual ,he got a hot ass cannondale with hot ass wheels.the guy was average looking,had a helmet and a bag.looked like your average joe casual biker.Suddenly this dude gets on his knees and pulls out a drill.At first Alfred thought he wanted to steal his wheels,until he saw the drill.Is this what it has come out to?!people stealing bike with drills?Anyways as he was getting ready to drill the ulock,Alfred comes in the restaurant and yells,!yooooo someones trying to steal my bike,lets go get him.and let me tell you this ass hole tried stealing the wrong bike.first it was a bike messengers bike and second it was Alfred's bike and the motherFkr got a temper sometimes.so we roll out to this dude and start pounding him.my first instinct was to get my U lock and bang on him,but my bike was already locked up so , we bumbrushed this dude and started pounding him.Everybody is watching and wondering why this dude is being plumeted ,but at that point we don't give a ****.we had to make sure this asshole dosen't do it again.me personal i have had 2 bikes stolen,in like a month apart.**** that ****.he did't even look like a bike thief!so while pounding him i reach out to put my phone in my pocket and realized i had a camera on my wait.i pulled it out and captured the second half of the beating!
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Avy Rider

Avy Rider

Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
287
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Muskoka,Canada
Good to see someone get caught in the act but that wasn't a "beat down" by any stretch of the imagination. That's actually a good thing since vigilante type justice was outlawed for good reason. That being said I'd have LOVE to have delivered a few kicks of my own and I can guarantee he wouldn't have gotten up for a while afterwards! ;)
Sad thing is that if the thief really was a strung out junkie, he'll just turn around and steal something else for his fix money. What a ****ed up world we live in!
 
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