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greenhood

greenhood

Turbo Monkey
Jun 12, 2006
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eaterofdog said:
I had to rep the Criss Angel one. I was staying at the Luxor and I swear that whole place is full of cardboard cutouts of that douche. They also have giant headshots of THIS douche. Luxor is the palace of douche.

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I was in line at the Orlando airport and my buddy said "look behind you", I turned around and it was carrot top. Scared the living **** out of me. :eek:
 
loco-gringo

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,887
14
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
BurlyShirley said:
oh, and lest I forget...

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That homo was at the state fair one year back in the 90s. Some old lady was the handler for "Bubba", the Miller Lite longhorn steer. He had a saddle and she rode the hooves off of this thing. Toby Keith came in the barn and they were on the next stall row from us when I heard him refuse to ride this thing. Almost in a panic. I trotted on over to say "shoulda been a cowboy" my ass. :rofl:

Now I wish I had punched him in the face for us. If only my, then girlfriend, had pissed me off, or I had already forfeited my $600s in entry fees.
 
eaterofdog

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,294
1,541
Central Florida
greenhood said:
I was in line at the Orlando airport and my buddy said "look behind you", I turned around and it was carrot top. Scared the living **** out of me. :eek:
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I was hoping I'd see him in Vegas, I was going to yell "Look it's Yahoo Serious!"

IH8Rice said:
id like to punch her in the face.....with my penis
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Better get some of her Valtrex while you're there.

One of the worst inventors of all time, Thomas Midgley Jr. Inventor of freon and ethyl lead for gasoline. Good thing he died before he came out with the faceknife.

Here's a punch in the face Tom.

 
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spocomptonrider

spocomptonrider

sportin' the CROCS
Nov 30, 2007
1,412
118
spokanistan
eaterofdog said:
I was hoping I'd see him in Vegas, I was going to yell "Look it's Yahoo Serious!"



Better get some of her Valtrex while you're there.

One of the worst inventors of all time, Thomas Midgley Jr. Inventor of freon and ethyl lead for gasoline. Good thing he died before he came out with the faceknife.

Here's a punch in the face Tom.

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Had to do some interwebs sleuthing and came across this on wikipedia...

wikipedia said:
In 1940, at the age of 51, Midgley contracted polio which left him severely disabled. This led him to devise an elaborate system of strings and pulleys to help others lift him from bed. This system was the eventual cause of his death when he was accidentally entangled in the ropes of this device and died of strangulation at the age of 55
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He invented himself to death.
 
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ATOMICFIREBALL

ATOMICFIREBALL

DISARMED IN A BATTLE OF WITS
May 26, 2004
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Tennessee
Leon Panetta. Director of the CIA.

Probably 1000 reasons that we don't know of why he needs to get punched in the beak.
 
CrabJoe StretchPants

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
Hacksaw Jim Duggan is the friggin' man!


The other night I randomly started parading around the house sticking my thumb up and yelling "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH". Don't even know what made me think of it since wrestling is a good 10 years in my past, and I wasn't even drinking.

For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about, go :40 in...
 
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