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6 year old floats away in balloon

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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haha someone posted this on facebook and said the parents should be charged with child endangerment. My response:

child endangerment? The dad didn't throw the kid in the balloon from what I've heard. More like natural selection.
Apparently that ruffled some people's feathers :rofl:
 

Craw

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This is all just a big viral marketing campaign for Super Bob's Big Ass Freaking Balloon Shop in Colorado.
 

sanjuro

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And pay that with what, a storm chaser's salary? Surely you don't do Wife Swap TWICE if you're wiping your @ss with Benjamins.
I bet the they had time to look around the house before calling the Po-Po
 

demo 9

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That kid is going to get it so bad at school "hey attic boy, where is your balloon!"
they will never let him live that down
 

sanjuro

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I'm deadly serious about sending the helicopter/search team bill to the family.

Watching the launch video, it should be pretty obvious when a tiny balloon carriage is occupied with a screaming 6 year old or empty.