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I thought I had to fart.

BMXman

I wish I was Canadian
Sep 8, 2001
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Victoria, BC
I thought vegan's didn't get sick or go to the hospital.

you're right I made the whole thing up:D..but honestly I can't remember the last time I was sick...it's definitely been a couple of years.....and until I had my bike crash at 34 I hadn't been admitted to a hospital since I was 17...D
 

RimJobbed

Monkey
Apr 11, 2006
412
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never trust a fart.
Then who should I ask for advice?

I watched my brother try to rip some huge fart like it was really going to stink us all out of the car, oh it stunk us out alright, but he too had to throw his underwear in a fast food trash can.
 

Squeak

Get your pork here.
Sep 26, 2001
1,546
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COlo style
Crazy that I see this right now. Got an appt today for the doc. I have had abdominal pain for the past three days and somethin aint right.

Hopefully its not a big ass kidney stone or some other craziness. It is on my left side so prob not apendix.

:(
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,669
1,713
chez moi
Odd. Hurts behind my rib on one side, too. Been feeling ill for days, though.
 

punkassean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 3, 2002
4,561
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SC, CA
I've given out more rep in this one thread than i've ever before given in all threads. I'm literally crying right now....ahhhh man, you guys are too much.
 

Inclag

Turbo Monkey
Sep 9, 2001
2,750
439
MA
Just farted 3 times in the office.

Love it when I'm the first one to work in the morning.
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
41
Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
Been there. Dig the percocet, play video games for a week and then go ride urban.

When I got mine taken out (back when they had to cut you for real) I was in the middle of training for nationals. 4 days after surgery I took some asperin, suited up, and went to practice, 3 weeks later I went to nationals and got my arse destroyed... but I went damnit!