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Call for creativity: Need Trail Names

mwestra2

Monkey
Dec 4, 2007
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Are you tired of referring to the Duthie XC trails as Bootcamp, NE, SW and NW XC? :madman: Help us find some awesome trail names. Preferably a common theme for the 4, but not necessary.

Here are a few ideas to get the creative juices going...
  • Tragedies: Armageddon, Slaughterhouse, Natural Disaster, and Catastrophe? :eek: Naaaah.
  • Trees: Cedar, Fir, Hemlock and Maple? :nerd: Booooring!
  • Heavenly theme: Valhalla, Paradise, Utopia, Enlightenment, Olympus? :disgust: Yuk.
  • Characters: Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny? :D OK, so that's my favorite show of all time.
  • How about STDs? "Let's go hit the Syphilis Trail". Or "No more Gonorrhea... too wet right now... let's go try the Herpes Loop". :crazy:

OK, so you see why I need help. Surf around to see what's out there to get ideas. In fact, we'll make it worth your while... how about a...

Contest with fabulous prizes:

Fine Print: Must pick up your prize from Evergreen office, Duthie or Colonnade. No guarantee that the winning trail names won't be changed later. In fact, no guarantee of anything really. Let's just have fun and see what we come up with.
 
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YoPawn

Chimp
Aug 13, 2009
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1. Blood
2. Sweat
3. ????
4. Profit!
Fixed that for you. :)

NE trail can be called "Olympic Swimmer". :rofl::rofl::thumb::D:p

SW trail can be called, "Fvck Berms" :D

SE trail can be called, "Noob Herder" :shocked:

NW trail can be called "Yak Rider" :weee:
 

fuzzycatnuts

Monkey
Dec 14, 2005
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I think mike wanted creative trail names, not disgusting web site names.

how about Voltron? What were the names of the careicters that made up voltron?
 

Borneo

Turbo Monkey
Mar 22, 2004
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Duvall
But, figured why build something I'll never be able to ride?

Remember, these are XC trails in a public bike park for learning skills and community gathering and the naming convention should reflect that. (Without being too PC because we're mountain bikers after all.) :thumb:
 

mwestra2

Monkey
Dec 4, 2007
130
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Thanks all. Keep the names coming... even if they don't get used for the XC lines, maybe they'll give some of the FR builders some ideas. Here's a new video to inspire you... with some action on a few Duthie trails you may recognize (thanks for the link, Adam):

http://www.pinkbike.com/video/110914/
 
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mwestra2

Monkey
Dec 4, 2007
130
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Also just wanted to make sure my original post was clear... the common theme across all 4 trail names isn't necessary... it would just be a bonus. We don't want to rule out anything just because it stands alone. Thanks!
 

DamienD

Monkey
Nov 6, 2007
200
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Bothell
NE trail = friut loops trail

NW trail = friuty cheerios trail

SE trail = fruity pebbles trail

SW trail = duthie sw trail
 

disasterarea

Monkey
Jan 26, 2003
137
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flexy bacon: (flexy being optional I guess, but bacon we all lurve!)
rootbeer: can't go wrong there
monkey: having fun riding the monkey's back
why not: someone asks "wanna go for a ride?" You reply "why not" - trail name comes immediately to mind!
 

mwestra2

Monkey
Dec 4, 2007
130
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Thanks for the input! I'll compile it all on the red-eye tomorrow night. We'll announce some winners by end of Jan.
Happy Holidays!
Mike