http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/08/hipsters-hasidic-jews-fig_n_384579.html
I figure I would skip using obvious Hipsters vs. Hasidics title.
I figure I would skip using obvious Hipsters vs. Hasidics title.
Fixie F**s vs The Yids in Broiklyn
- Thread starter sanjuro
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NYC: full of morons.
"I cannot look away at their nice tush poised so neatly on a non-kosher Brookes saddle, so therefore we must remove the bike lanes!" Cried one profusely sweaty Hassidic young man. 
Tons of cute hipsters chicks ride down my street in the summer. I welcome their short skirts!
NY has some real issues these days.
yeah, really, really stupid ones.
Who would come up with a religion that does not like hot women.
d'oh... Someone who wants all the hot women for themselves.
Plus since when has no bike lane stopped people on bike in New York.
yes plz...
Bummer for you then, ain't it.
TN, must spread..... 
I'm not down on all my lingo, but what I'm catching here is that some sort of religious group that seems to populate this particular area didn't want these smelly hippie girls riding their bikes through their streets?
Yeah. Irish Catholics.
Screw that. Women should ride topless through that neighborhood just make a point, especially since it's legal in New York.
They can own all the property they want, but Bedford is a major thoroughfare. Lanes are a must in that neighborhood.
Time for swastika bikinis...
That'd go over about as well as the time my bud Artie P. walked through Little Italy wearing a Mussolini t shirt...
......TN, must spread those legs.....
The cleanly shaven pits prove she is no hipster!
Lies
Lies
She does have a really hairy vagina.
They don't want outsiders in the neighbor hood? That's fine. They're not allowed out either. Build up a wall, Berlin style, and lock those fvckers in.
...& make it our of matzo balls.
Fixed for historical accuracy.