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nelsonjm

Monkey
Feb 16, 2007
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Columbia, MD
Looks ok :)

Did you make it yourself or hire someone to do it?

The only smartass comment I can think of is that you have the word "Touch" in red, then the pain spots in red. Cause/effect? :rofl:

For a serious comment, I don't get the link link at the bottom that directs you to a website in the UK (identified by the text "Integrated Deep Tissue, Sports and Therapeutic Massage in Glasgow Scotland"). As is it seems kinda random.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,079
9,780
I have no idea where I am
<meta name="keywords" content="remedial, therapeutic,...
I think your web designer is trying to tell you something. :rofl:

The over all look and feel is a bit too clip-arty for me, but it the average user will like it.

Unless you want to start getting an insane amount of spam, Enkode your email address.

Congrats on publishing your new site, it's a good start.
 

CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
12,861
4,159
Copenhagen, Denmark
Agree average user will like it.

The big job is then to get traffic. Remember people search for pains/symptoms so if you talk more about the kind of pains you can cure it can help search traffic.
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
For a serious comment, I don't get the link link at the bottom that directs you to a website in the UK (identified by the text "Integrated Deep Tissue, Sports and Therapeutic Massage in Glasgow Scotland"). As is it seems kinda random.
it's one of the many reciprocal links i have been advised to get to help boost my google rankings. He happens to be the person helping me with coding my site and getting it launched, etc.

Unless you want to start getting an insane amount of spam, Enkode your email address.

Congrats on publishing your new site, it's a good start.
thanks AMs...I will let him know about the email address

Agree average user will like it.

The big job is then to get traffic. Remember people search for pains/symptoms so if you talk more about the kind of pains you can cure it can help search traffic.
agreed. i still have some content tweaking to do.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,799
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Nowhere Man!
You seem kind of Jealous of his status around here. Simple fact is no matter how many smileys you need to use in one of your posts to convey a silly little call of attention. Most of us would rather interact with him instead of you sweetheart. Nice web page by the way. Can I call you sometime? I feel naughty now that I have access to your cell phone #... How much time did it take to make that little dare I say stinkyboy graphic?? Stop stalking Stinkyboy Kthxbai....
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
You seem kind of Jealous of his status around here. Simple fact is no matter how many smileys you need to use in one of your posts to convey a silly little call of attention. Most of us would rather interact with him instead of you sweetheart. Nice web page by the way. Can I call you sometime? I feel naughty now that I have access to your cell phone #... How much time did it take to make that little dare I say stinkyboy graphic?? Stop stalking Stinkyboy Kthxbai....

that's sweet you sharing your bromance with Stinkyboy.

You fail to realize though that I could care less who "most" would rather interact with, sweetheart. my original post stated "for those that know me". for some reason SB seems compelled to post up in a thread that he has no interest in other than to antagonize me. which is fine. sometimes i ignore him other times i bite back.

sure...feel free to call. and if you're ever in town, you can book an appointment too.

(fyi...it took all of 3 minutes to make that little graphic, which i'd venture to say is about the length of his....attention span)
 

cecil

Turbo Monkey
Jun 3, 2008
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with the voices in my head
You seem kind of Jealous of his status around here. Simple fact is no matter how many smileys you need to use in one of your posts to convey a silly little call of attention. Most of us would rather interact with him instead of you sweetheart. Nice web page by the way. Can I call you sometime? I feel naughty now that I have access to your cell phone #... How much time did it take to make that little dare I say stinkyboy graphic?? Stop stalking Stinkyboy Kthxbai....
understand where this is coming from jdcamb, bitingback posted "i slept with tiger" thread complained to admin when people broke her chops.

kinda like the person who goes dh ing then sues resort when they break their arm "piker"
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
understand where this is coming from jdcamb, bitingback posted "i slept with tiger" thread complained to admin when people broke her chops.

kinda like the person who goes dh ing then sues resort when they break their arm "piker"
what are you talking about? complained to admin? bwuahahaha i don't complain about threads. i don't even know who the admins are these days. you give me far too much credit.

stinkyboy and i go way back in disgust for each other than the Tiger thread.
 

cecil

Turbo Monkey
Jun 3, 2008
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what are you talking about? complained to admin? bwuahahaha i don't complain about threads. i don't even know who the admins are these days. you give me far too much credit.

stinkyboy and i go way back in disgust for each other than the Tiger thread.
imo this is 90% fun 10% serious, no ill intentions by me just some laughs, i recieved a pm from moderators that i posted a reply to your post "i slept with tiger" that you reported as offensive.
no biggie im doing weekends in the local county jail for going to a rub and tug just like yours:D:rofl::D:rofl::D:weee::thumb:
 

cecil

Turbo Monkey
Jun 3, 2008
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Dear cecil,

You have received a warning at Ridemonkey.com.

Reason:
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Insulted Other Member(s)

Sure it's easy but let's try and keep things civil, huh.
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Original Post:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3351996

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingback
Tiger keeps me feelin young.

have you had your penis removed yet, or do you just tuck it under

Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

All the best,
Ridemonkey.com

bitingback what bs are you going to shovel now
 

cecil

Turbo Monkey
Jun 3, 2008
2,064
2,345
with the voices in my head
Dear cecil,

You have received a warning at Ridemonkey.com.

Reason:
-------
Insulted Other Member(s)

Sure it's easy but let's try and keep things civil, huh.
-------

Original Post:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3351996

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingback
Tiger keeps me feelin young.

have you had your penis removed yet, or do you just tuck it under

Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

All the best,
Ridemonkey.com

bitingback what bs are you going to shovel now
what are you talking about? complained to admin? bwuahahaha i don't complain about threads. i don't even know who the admins are these days. you give me far too much credit.

:crazy::nerd::panic::disgust1::blink::s:bad::bad:
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
cecil...not sure what you're getting at, but you didn't get that warning because i complained...if that's what you're thinking. if i recall correctly i responded to your post with my own comeback.

Dear cecil,

You have received a warning at Ridemonkey.com.

Reason:
-------
Insulted Other Member(s)

Sure it's easy but let's try and keep things civil, huh.
-------

Original Post:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3351996

Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by bitingback
Tiger keeps me feelin young.

have you had your penis removed yet, or do you just tuck it under

Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow.

All the best,
Ridemonkey.com

bitingback what bs are you going to shovel now
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,257
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Living the dream.
the complaint came and the post was totally deleted mod or no mod it vanished in thin air
BB never complained to anybody. I gave out a few warnings in that thread because things were getting too personal and heading in a direction they didn't need to. The thread was ultimately deleted and this little blame-fest is well on it's way there as well. Now, STFU and get over it already.
 

Riding

Monkey
Dec 19, 2006
545
0
Millis, MA
Is your pricing structure economically feasible? $30/hour? The rate in MA is at least double that. And your exclusive rates are lower?

You also might want to put a definition of what "Integrated Massage" is. It may be obvious to you, but I had to google search it and you don't want to make someone leave your site especially with today's handhelds. I walked into a spa one time expecting a therapeutic massage and received a Hot Rocks Massage. Total waste of an hour and $90. The spa tried to put me with someone other than my masseuse one other time....the last time, I walked out and haven't been back, and they probably have no idea why I'm no longer a customer.

Good luck with your website and business.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,860
1
SoMD
You know, I wanted to make a smart ass remark about how close the url is to titmassagedallas, but SB ruined it!

Don't know how good of a masseuse you are, but if you're as good, dedicated to the task and professional as you were when you did our design for the Boy Scout trip, you'll succeed and do well!

I'm an average web user and your site looks good to me.
 

bitingback

Turbo Monkey
Is your pricing structure economically feasible? $30/hour? The rate in MA is at least double that. And your exclusive rates are lower?

You also might want to put a definition of what "Integrated Massage" is. It may be obvious to you, but I had to google search it and you don't want to make someone leave your site especially with today's handhelds. I walked into a spa one time expecting a therapeutic massage and received a Hot Rocks Massage. Total waste of an hour and $90. The spa tried to put me with someone other than my masseuse one other time....the last time, I walked out and haven't been back, and they probably have no idea why I'm no longer a customer.

Good luck with your website and business.
good point on the integrated definition. it has also been mentioned that a list of modalities i'm trained in would be helpful as well, so i figure i'll group the two pieces together under the Massage faqs. thanks for the feedback.

you are correct in that my prices are below market value. currently i still hold a full time job and massage is a side career. i have no overhead other than travel which i charge an additional $5...still very reasonable. my goal at the moment is to just start building a practice, not support myself on it...yet. and with the economy the way it is, i wanted to make massage affordable so one would come in more often as a means to reduce stress and alleviate chronic pains, versus viewing it as a luxury once-in-a-while treat.

i am hoping that when i get to the point where i can transition into it full time and graphics freelancing, then i can move into a retail type of setting and raise my rates at that point. for now (and i'm seeing this as a few years to build) i am just trying to get people in the door.

You know, I wanted to make a smart ass remark about how close the url is to titmassagedallas, but SB ruined it!

Don't know how good of a masseuse you are, but if you're as good, dedicated to the task and professional as you were when you did our design for the Boy Scout trip, you'll succeed and do well!

I'm an average web user and your site looks good to me.
thanks X...you so average. :)