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biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
7,173
9
"hate to see you go, love to watch you walk away" my dad at the bar with me and my friends one night after being served beers by a girl with a particularly nice rump.
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
Dont stick your junk in something you cant wash off with soap and water


If there is grass on teh feild... play ball.

Fat girls are like mopeds... fun as hell to ride till your buddies catch you.
 

Ithnu

Monkey
Jul 16, 2007
961
0
Denver
SS, you starting threads is as rare as you riding a bike:D

And my Dad has plenty of quotes, but I'm usually hammered with him when he says them so its hard to pass them on. Unfortunately he's only got about 10 and after a few hours they already start to repeat.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
11,580
2,005
Seattle
"The guys at the Ithaca DP Dough (calzone joint) are always stoned, and as a result, make their food with love. The guys at the Binghamton DP Dough are always on heroin, and their food is a reflection of that."
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
"Avoid getting married again like you've avoided catching AIDS...."
 

MtnbikeMike

Turbo Monkey
Mar 6, 2004
2,637
1
The 909
"Son, no one gives a s**t about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."