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Skookie health update

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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in a bear cave
For those of you not in the know, i got the Cancer of the Testicular kind. Not as much fun as an alien abduction. If you are a guy between the ages of 15-40, and you feel a weird lump on the balls, or you notice more extreme discomfort, or you have a testicle wanting to grow to the size of produce you see at the local supermarket, and even feel an unusual level of lower back pain, then it's time to get your ass to the doctor.

40 years ago this was a death sentence, now it's one of the most survivable forms of Cancer you can get.

My tumor was really aggressive and there was serious concern initially that it could have spread, and that's where things get tricky. i was truly lucky and i certainly feel blessed to report that the prognosis is that i've kicked cancers ass.

i am returning to riding with a renewed vigor as this has been a lesson when you got through something like this.

And i certainly hope by reading this, that everyone steps up a little notch in awareness of their own health, and through that celebrate life. As there are certainly more trails to ride for all of us in the future we are afforded.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,698
1,053
behind you with a snap pop
Great news man!

I do my best to raise awareness.
I like to go to parties and tell girls that I was born with a rare condition in that I have no feelings in my hands. Then I asked them to check my scrot for lumps.
Sometimes I raise awareness.
Awareness is what I named my penis.

Ha, keep on fighting man!:thumb:
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
7,212
17
Blindly running into cactus
awesome news skook! i need to get checked out 'cause ever since my vasectomy 5 years ago i've had all kinds of weird lumps in the bean bag...hopefully due to the surgery but your heads up makes me want to get it checked out.
 

boogenman

Turbo Monkey
Nov 3, 2004
4,317
989
BUFFALO
Great news.

What kind of tests do they perform to find out if you have cancer? My left nut has been feeling funny and is bigger than it's twin
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,192
13,339
Portland, OR
awesome news skook! i need to get checked out 'cause ever since my vasectomy 5 years ago i've had all kinds of weird lumps in the bean bag...hopefully due to the surgery but your heads up makes me want to get it checked out.
:stupid: The first time they did an ultrasound to make sure it was all good, that was not a fun visit. They need to warm that gel up first.

My pops got the prostate cancer last year and went through a real bad period, but seems to be about as close to 100% as a 73 year old bastard could be now. I get checked regularly because it's no joke as sad a reality as that is.

That is awesome news on teh victory Skooks. Get out and ride.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,690
1,735
chez moi
Best news involving another dude's balls (ball?) I've heard in a long long time. Awesome.
 

Greyhound

Trail Rat
Jul 8, 2002
5,065
365
Alamance County, NC
This is a Skookie update?

.....Damn, I thought it was a Snookie update. Been wondering how those "Jersey Shore" folks were doing....:think:


I had the ultrasound done on muh plums about two years ago when the doc suggested that I get the lumpy grape investigated further. Had the hottest nurse you've ever seen this side of an 80's Van Halen video do the ultrasound. I was trying to remember every baseball stat known to man to keep things from getting to the point of a "Dear Penthouse" letter. The nurse explained the procedure, told me she would need the ultrasound gel...then she proceded to reach for the gel that they keep on top of the computer to "keep it warm." I stopped her midway through that nice little gesture and informed her that if she had any in the refrigerator, now would be a good time to utilize it. There were powers of control initiated that day that would make a Jedi master envious.