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Chuck Norris..........................

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
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East Bay, Cali
You must spread some reputation around before you give it to JonKranked again.
One day while filming Walker Texas Ranger JonKranked wandered onto the set and was run the fvck over by Chuck's big @ss truck.

Chuck got out of the truck, put his hands on Jon and brought him back to life. Everyone was amazed and relieved (even though they didn't really like Jon).

Just as people began to praise Chuck and say how powerful he is, Chuck roundhouse kicked Jon in the head instantly killing him.

The people were stunned and asked, "why Chuck?".

Chuck responded, "to remind you all that the Good Chuck giveth and the Good Chuck taketh away."
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
85,573
24,191
media blackout
One day while filming Walker Texas Ranger JonKranked wandered onto the set and was run the fvck over by Chuck's big @ss truck.

Chuck got out of the truck, put his hands on Jon and brought him back to life. Everyone was amazed and relieved (even though they didn't really like Jon).

Just as people began to praise Chuck and say how powerful he is, Chuck roundhouse kicked Jon in the head instantly killing him.

The people were stunned and asked, "why Chuck?".

Chuck responded, "to remind you all that the Good Chuck giveth and the Good Chuck taketh away."

:stosh:
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
24,524
494
Im over here now
One day while filming Walker Texas Ranger JonKranked wandered onto the set and was run the fvck over by Chuck's big @ss truck.

Chuck got out of the truck, put his hands on Jon and brought him back to life. Everyone was amazed and relieved (even though they didn't really like Jon).

Just as people began to praise Chuck and say how powerful he is, Chuck roundhouse kicked Jon in the head instantly killing him.

The people were stunned and asked, "why Chuck?".

Chuck responded, "to remind you all that the Good Chuck giveth and the Good Chuck taketh away."
 

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
2,294
3
Utar
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

These are all actually from memory.
 

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
2,294
3
Utar
They're very proud. They know what i did in my early days. They're surprised i remember anything.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,521
7,071
Colorado
A real man is comfortable enough with his sexuality to not care about someone else's sexuality.