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Neighbors left a note- need a response

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Why are people allowed to look in your home and then file charges against you?

There's the whole Castle doctrine, and unless I am breaking a law that would hurt someone, I am pretty much in the clear to wander around naked in my home. What next, we have to keep the lights off and draw the curtains when we make whoopie so as to not offend someone walking their kid down the street?

This protection of children sh!t has gone WAY too far now. Some dingy ass cum dumpster of a mother got her granny panties in a wad because some dude was making coffee naked in his house? Jesus, my house is all windows, and there are only very thin curtains.

This is the beginning of the end.
 

kidwithbike

Monkey
Apr 16, 2007
466
0
Hoboken, NJ
that's utterly ridiculous. if the guy was jerking it and waving at them that's a different matter.
the report said she cut across his lawn, could he bring her up on charges for trespassing?
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
24,524
494
Im over here now
sounds like the stories you hear of people breaking into someone's house and getting hurt, then suing the people whose house they just broke into.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Crank up the sound track they used to play to us at SERE. They'll stop bothering you.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,681
4,904
North Van
Wait until you see them in their kitchen and then kill your roomate in the bathroom so they can see. Then put up a sign made of your roommate's skin saying: "You're next."

The problem will resolve itself.
Fixed
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
3,740
470
Ohhhh situations like these afford us so very many options:

Fullsize images of hardcore porn, or even gay porn, or just a naked dude....how you acquire this is up to you. Not my problem. Have fun explaining this to the clerk at Kinko's. Rotate them every couple of days to a new image.

A still image of the "what what in the butt guy" with that goofy grin on his face. That ought to scare the bejesus out of them.

A window sized mugshot of Chistopher Walken. Or a window sized mugshot cropped from this image of Willem Dafoe:



Random images of grotesquely fat people in little or no clothing (even fattie porn if you're feeling festive).

Mel Gibson.

A nice big sign that says "Eat sh!t and die, pervert!".


I'm sure I'll come up with some more jewels later.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
I asked Gary Busey and he said:

"Take a dump on their front lawn then burn their house down."

...seems logical.
And they gave Obama the Peace Prize?
I know who I am voting for in 2012. Busey for Dictator!
 

Capricorn

Monkey
Jan 9, 2010
425
0
Cape Town, ZA
since the windowsill is about shoulder height, pity you couldnt just draw the outline of a nake dude taking a wizz underneath the windowsill on the outside with the words: u aint seen nothing yet!"
 

Ithnu

Monkey
Jul 16, 2007
961
0
Denver
Just get a life size cut out of Richard Simmons.
That or Biker Fox. Either one would make me never want to look over there again.

However it would make me curious as to what sense of humor my neighbors had. 1) You are serious and like said picture - then I would move or 2) You're one of those internet humor people who I should have a beer with.