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mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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do they make such a product? pit stick says it is just for pits.

now that the june gloom burned off, it has become a a bit more saucy to ride the bike to work. i don't mind stewing in my own juices until the morning dew burns off, but i'd like to not alert those around me that i'm brewing soup. not that i radiate a cloud of Zyklon B, but i would like to be confident, dry and secure enough to raise a leg if i'm Sure.
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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thoroughly wipe your junk/grundle off with baby wipes in the bathroom when you get to work.
 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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done the baby wipe hooker shower before, but i'd like to avoid disposable throw away items that choke mother nature. i think i'm going gold bond. one of my trusted sources claimed it was "like 1,000 little fairies kissing your..." and that sounds like a party i wouldn't mind going to.
 

KavuRider

Turbo Monkey
Jan 30, 2006
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done the baby wipe hooker shower before, but i'd like to avoid disposable throw away items that choke mother nature. i think i'm going gold bond. one of my trusted sources claimed it was "like 1,000 little fairies kissing your..." and that sounds like a party i wouldn't mind going to.
You can find bio-degradable body wipes (not baby wipes).
TMI though, seriously.

I will continue to say...if you make a habit of commuting in on your bike, you want to keep your undercarriage clean...otherwise some bad things will happen...powder won't do that.

But yeah, still TMI.

edit - not bio-d, but I use these, they don't make you smell like a stripper - http://www.triathletesports.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=TA0003&gdftrk=gdfV21962_a_7c337_a_7c868_a_7cTA0003

Unless that's what you're going for...
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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You guys suck at this.



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Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation. Ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, truck driving, bicycling, and extreme sports.

May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don&#8217;t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

Anti Monkey Butt Powder
Produced by Anti Monkey Butt of USA
 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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we got trash cans, i'd just like to avoid filling them if i can. i will check for the bio-degrade body wipes next time i'm at the shop.

as for the powder, is that a pre or post ride application? mixing liquids and powders tends to yeild pastes or doughs, and i have no interest in going from soup to cake batter.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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we got trash cans, i'd just like to avoid filling them if i can. i will check for the bio-degrade body wipes next time i'm at the shop.

as for the powder, is that a pre or post ride application? mixing liquids and powders tends to yeild pastes or doughs, and i have no interest in going from soup to cake batter.
I left you a message on your garage sale post. I can haz ansuhr plz?
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.
do they make such a product? pit stick says it is just for pits.

now that the june gloom burned off, it has become a a bit more saucy to ride the bike to work. i don't mind stewing in my own juices until the morning dew burns off, but i'd like to not alert those around me that i'm brewing soup. not that i radiate a cloud of Zyklon B, but i would like to be confident, dry and secure enough to raise a leg if i'm Sure.
Your threads are the best. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

stevew

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Sep 21, 2001
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what exactly are you wearing to work that people would be able to smell your taint?

a thong?
 

Biscuit

Turbo Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
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Gold Bond MEDICATED Powder.

It's like having your own personal midget assistant gently blowing your swampy parts all day right after using mouthwash.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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OMFG, do you have a reusable washcloth instead of TP as well? Just get these f'ing things, and flush them when you're done.





(I think this thread should bring up a new custom title for you, but that might just be me...)
 

DirtyMike

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Aug 8, 2005
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Really???

Only one other person recognized using regular antipersirant????

I wouldnt go for old spice though, might sting a bit with how much alcohol is in that stuff.



Serious best thing to use....... Good ole white stick Sure antiperspirant. Slows teh sweat, stops any funk, no burn. Also it goes on really dry unike alot of the newer stuff out there.....
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
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My own world inside my head
uhh, he might like that... remember, we're talking about cap'n hook here
Thats an absolutly excellent point.....


On that note.... instead of the old spice on the boys.... there is a product sold at lotions and lace called Rocket balm, something intended for that particular use................. Can be had at Lotions and lace




Use sparringly, trust me on that one
 
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