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tila tequila attacked by juggalos

jimmydean

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Sep 10, 2001
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There was an internet plot against her from the first announcement that she was performing. Who saves a watermelon full of fecal matter for 3 weeks so they can huck it at a concert?
 

jimmydean

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Sep 10, 2001
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the same kind of person who hoards Faygo
I'll look, they were talking about it on the radio this morning. I guess some juggalos were posting about it before the event with a group bragging that they had a watermelon they had been filling (with human waste) for 3 weeks to toss at her on stage.

<edit> What the hell was she thinking, anyway? Is that her projected audience? I thought she was more of a chicks with d!cks kind of entertainer.
 

Pesqueeb

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Actually, I'm not sure who came out on the short end here. Sure she got beat up, but teh juggalos were expected to enjoy the presence of Tila Tequila. I'd call it a push myself.
 

kickstand

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What is a juggalo? Lemme think for a second. (well? )Oh, he gets butt naked.And then he walks through the street winkin&#8217; at freaks,Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!What is a juggalo? He just don&#8217;t care.He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.

hahaha, I forgot how much I used to love the insanity that the clown posse was, some of their lyrics are straight up funnier than ****.
 

jonKranked

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"In my day, you didn't need to put on a bunch of clown makeup and listen to ****ty music if you wanted do some meth and hurl rocks at Vietnamese prostitutes. You just signed up for Nam."
 

kickstand

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you obviously haven't seen this:

well you'll notice I said "some" of their lyrics were funny as ****, and no, I haven't seen that, I stopped listening to ICP after the great milenko CD which I found somewhat enjoyable at the ripe age of 17, it's been a while.
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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The existence of Tila Tequila, ICP and Juggalos just proves that Idiocracy is most likely a documentary.
 

rockofullr

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TMZ has obtained incredibly gruesome photos of Tila Tequila -- taken after she claims she was victim of crowd violence at a concert in Illinois.


The blood isn't the gruesome part it's the closeup of her freaky face that really makes me cringe.
 

jonKranked

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i can't tell which is more gruesome, a cut that's maybe an inch wide, or the excessively spaced eyes most likely caused by fetal alcohol syndrome
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

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Nov 30, 2003
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We can't swim
We can't breath
But we wont stop until our mission is complete
'Cause we're five guys with a vengeance
We're gonna get those juggalo fishes