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MILFs and Cougars

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,957
Tustin, CA
they are like fat chicks. they try harder
Exactly. They have to compete with all those twenty somethings. The older ladies actually tend to be on the aggressive side IME. Good times. On top of it they usually have money....
 

mattmatt86

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2005
5,347
10
Bleedmore, Murderland
I've been with a couple 30 somethings in the last few months and they were both 10x better than any chick I've ever been with in her 20s. Not sure if 30s are considered cougars but some women definitely get better with age :thumb:
 

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
7,342
924
East Bay, Cali
I've been with a couple 30 somethings in the last few months and they were both 10x better than any chick I've ever been with in her 20s. Not sure if 30s are considered cougars but some women definitely get better with age :thumb:
Pretty sure you have to be 40+ to officially be a cougar.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,189
1,431
Central Florida
Older chix rule.

Who was the comedian talking about older women being a little TOO experienced? Like a chick putting her hair up into a pony tail before a blow job. LOL
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
3,740
470
Older women with experience, less drama and more comfortable with themselves? Yeah, I'll take that.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,189
1,431
Central Florida
This all ties into my Theory of Pussy Devaluation.

Before they are 30, women think it's made of gold. "You need to buy me something nice and listen to my stupid ****, blah blah."

Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
I feel sorry for the barely legal chicks who are no longer getting attention like they used to.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
40,138
16,537
Riding the baggage carousel.
This all ties into my Theory of Pussy Devaluation.

Before they are 30, women think it's made of gold. "You need to buy me something nice and listen to my stupid ****, blah blah."

Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
I would just like to nominate this post for the RM post of the year award. :rofl::rofl:
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
15,928
24
Over your shoulder whispering
Cougars won't talk your ear off like teens or barf in your lap on the ride back to the apartment.

Now a recently divorced MILF is truly something to behold. No holds barred built up sexual tension with a twinge of bitterness and raw, unbridled hostility. Just ridiculous the things they will do to you...and justify doing in the name of "moving on".:thumb:
 

mattmatt86

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2005
5,347
10
Bleedmore, Murderland
Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
I was dating one earlier this year that would drop soooo much coin on me that the over/under on how much I owe her is somewhere in the 1-2k range. She bought me Club level tickets to the Ravens vs Steelers game and when I showed up at her place before the game she had a brand new Authentic Jersey ($200+) and an authentic sideline Hoodie ($100+) for me, and she always made a point to leave the tag on everything. She was so egotistical and self centered though, but I stuck it out a few more weeks than I normally would have. :thumb:
 

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,957
Tustin, CA
Then, when you go out somewhere, people are trying to figure out if you are banging a cougar or if she might be your mom and they can swoop.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,189
1,431
Central Florida
Thank you pesqueeb!

I was dating one earlier this year that would drop soooo much coin on me that the over/under on how much I owe her is somewhere in the 1-2k range. She bought me Club level tickets to the Ravens vs Steelers game and when I showed up at her place before the game she had a brand new Authentic Jersey ($200+) and an authentic sideline Hoodie ($100+) for me, and she always made a point to leave the tag on everything. She was so egotistical and self centered though, but I stuck it out a few more weeks than I normally would have. :thumb:
Not a bad deal, all in all. Good BJs and loot.

Now a recently divorced MILF is truly something to behold. No holds barred built up sexual tension with a twinge of bitterness and raw, unbridled hostility. Just ridiculous the things they will do to you...and justify doing in the name of "moving on".:thumb:
Hatefvck-by-proxy?