I would do Jennifer Aniston.
MILFs and Cougars
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please explain slaying the Dragon
I took down a couple of 35+ women when I was in my early 20's. So much fun... The best way to describe the overall experience was that she (being most of them) could suck a golfball through a garden hose, and it just got better from there.
That being said, the few hardcore yoga chicks in their early 30's are phenomenal. Bendy, hard bodied, and minimal inhibitions. Almost a sport in itself...
That being said, the few hardcore yoga chicks in their early 30's are phenomenal. Bendy, hard bodied, and minimal inhibitions. Almost a sport in itself...
If you have to ask, the dragon isn't interested in doing battle with you.
Last time I checked, it was taking home an ugly chick. See also jumpingon the grenade.
And she's available now...Not sure if any of you watch Cougar Town, or how gay it is that I do, but I LOVE Courtney Cox
+1 haha
Used to think it was a feat of great proportion. But realized the effort is really minimal. But fun non the less.
The minimal effort is part of the total awesomeness. Talk about return on investment. You can spend a ton of time and money on a twenty something that's going to play you or little time on a thirty something that's going to play with you and pay for you.
loco sez....
and needs some bbq once in a while.
On the rebound for the win
I don't want my dick touching any place David Arquette has been.
Meh...it's been awhhhile...the stank has prolly worn off...maybe...
i was looking for that, too! brilliant!
When I was 22 I took down one of these things at a party. After repeatedly standing on her head for the last half hour while back dooring it she said to me in a calm, this is a normal occourance kinda way, " I gotta get home to the kids, they're alone."
Late 20's, early 30's mothers will let you do just about anything to them. It's strange when a woman gets turned on by her own sounds of choking. I know why I like it and it has nothing to do with her.
Late 20's, early 30's mothers will let you do just about anything to them. It's strange when a woman gets turned on by her own sounds of choking. I know why I like it and it has nothing to do with her.
Eh, doesnt bother me. Im sure Ive unknowingly treated myself to worse sloppy seconds.
Of all the arquette's dicks to worry about davids is well below alex or Alexis or whatever it goes by now.