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I'm still hazy from all the blunts I smoked over the weekend

drkenan

drkenan

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Oct 1, 2006
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From an article on the FRONT PAGE of Yahoo, written by Forbes - titled "What Not to Say at Work." :rofl:

"The wrong thing to say is: 'Oh my god, I got so wasted last night,' or 'I'm still hazy from all the blunts I smoked over the weekend.'" It's unprofessional and an easy way to damage your image, he says, so keep the weekend talk PG.
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I'm trying to think of other examples that could have made the article:
- "I'm so sore from all the prostitutes I hired over the weekend"
- "Excuse these marks on my arm, the heroin was too good last night"

Another WTF real example from the article:
"Oh my god, I have the worst diarrhea"

Who the fvck in their right mind would tell anyone that? :eek:
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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You should overhear what we say in engineering, then. You could take what is said in a meeting and write an article on inappropriate business meetings. :rofl:

Hell, just yesterday we were laughing about the midget sized safes located in the new cubicle areas. Easy access midget storage is often overlooked in todays environment, but not here!
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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People really need to be told not to say this stuff?

"Don't mind the stains, I just couldn't get out all the goat blood."

"Man, I'm really dragging today. Finding a place to hide dead hookers is really not as easy as you'd think."
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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That's why I like google.

I don't need to see idiotic stories dreamed up by bored writers looking for something to catch the eye.
 
MikeD

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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Honestly, it took me a while to learn this sort of stuff coming out of the infantry.
 
B

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
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california
A guy last night at my work OD'd on heroin in the bathroom with a needle stuck in his arm.

A week into his employment.
 
eaterofdog

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
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When I was working in graphic arts someone I worked with came up to me and says "Take a look at the pictures on this disk." I ask are they for an ad or what? "Pictures of my wife." Yes, naked pictures of his wife. I tell him to take a hike and later I'm talking to someone and he says "Yeah, he's been trying to show them to everyone." I asked if he looked at them and he says "She's hideous."
 
manimal

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
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drkenan said:
Another WTF real example from the article:
"Oh my god, I have the worst diarrhea"

Who the fvck in their right mind would tell anyone that? :eek:
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apparently you've never worked with/around a bunch of military/swat types. NOTHING is taboo in workplace conversation.

told to me by a coworker this weekend during training:
"dude...i just crapped diarrhea so hard that i got a an offer from a german shiza porn producer, but i turned him down because peanuts come out so much better than sauerkraut." :rofl:
 
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