I ****ing love the internet
- Thread starter Spero
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damn you, employment
This is epic. I can't stop reading it. Hahaha...
Reminds me of BloodNinja...
Reminds me of BloodNinja...
"Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars."
I seriously got a headache trying to read that sh1t.
That's pretty funny - definitely fvcked up - but funny.
I just read the first 25%. Pretty funny stuff. The whole cybering part was funny but the ending was effed up. This guy is SO getting sued or thrown in jail if they catch him.
awesome
holla mazel tov
Comedy Gold!
Holy hell, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Too many good lines to quote. If you can find the time, read it all.
Too many good lines to quote. If you can find the time, read it all.
i just read em all. hopefully this guy updates daily
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best site ever
Agreed!
i haven't laughed so hard in ages! thanks, i needed that. 
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G I AM FRESH 2 DEATH LOL
Bulletin SHE posted to her friends list:
IF N E MEN HAD EVA DISRESPECT A LADY & IT COULD B UR MOM ESPECIALLY, ETC. ALL FEMALES P.T.G WILL KICK UR AZZ SO A MSG 2 ERR 1 LADIES: DUN BAK DOWN 4 NO BULL**** & MEN: KEEP UR MOM, AUNTY & GRAND MA SAFE U DIGG, "G UP" WHEN U HAVE 2
My response:
P1ckz up a ****in book, yo gump ass bitch. u best not step to mah hood in compton. we ****in string up ya cunt niggah azz.
fo'reelreelz
Her response:
YO DUMB FUK WDF R U TALKIN BOUT?
Me:
u herd me... BIATCH
Her:
I STICK MY GAP N UR MOUTH PUSSY SO Y R U BRING DRAMA ****IN PUSSY
Me:
ALL ****IN TALK BIATCH.. I BETCHU WULDNT NEVA STEP 2 ME IN COMPTON.. TRICKAZZ BITCH
Her:
BET U'LL NEVA STEP N PHILLY I GO YOUNG GUNZ ON UR AZZ U ****Y AZZ
Me:
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
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i think i just **** myself. lmao!
G I AM FRESH 2 DEATH LOL
Bulletin SHE posted to her friends list:
IF N E MEN HAD EVA DISRESPECT A LADY & IT COULD B UR MOM ESPECIALLY, ETC. ALL FEMALES P.T.G WILL KICK UR AZZ SO A MSG 2 ERR 1 LADIES: DUN BAK DOWN 4 NO BULL**** & MEN: KEEP UR MOM, AUNTY & GRAND MA SAFE U DIGG, "G UP" WHEN U HAVE 2
My response:
P1ckz up a ****in book, yo gump ass bitch. u best not step to mah hood in compton. we ****in string up ya cunt niggah azz.
fo'reelreelz
Her response:
YO DUMB FUK WDF R U TALKIN BOUT?
Me:
u herd me... BIATCH
Her:
I STICK MY GAP N UR MOUTH PUSSY SO Y R U BRING DRAMA ****IN PUSSY
Me:
ALL ****IN TALK BIATCH.. I BETCHU WULDNT NEVA STEP 2 ME IN COMPTON.. TRICKAZZ BITCH
Her:
BET U'LL NEVA STEP N PHILLY I GO YOUNG GUNZ ON UR AZZ U ****Y AZZ
Me:
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
____________________
i think i just **** myself. lmao!
I'm 50% through the site, and it's some funny and hilarious sh!t for sure, but I'm getting a headache from the language and need to take a break.
This outta be good.
TN, prepare!
"It was either unprotected sex or sharing needles. I'm not sure which.
But I can't wait to meet you."
I spit food.
But I can't wait to meet you."
I spit food.
Wow, just wow. I damn near pooped my pants.
Her:
Y U WANNA **** ME??
Me:
BCUZ UR THE HOTTEST GUY I'Z EVA SEEN!
Her:
GUY???
****ing gold right there.
Y U WANNA **** ME??
Me:
BCUZ UR THE HOTTEST GUY I'Z EVA SEEN!
Her:
GUY???
****ing gold right there.
There are some new good ones up...I especially like the one called "A simple proposition". 
that is a good one...
ooooooo thas a exoctic combinashun. u muy muy sexxi. arriba.
So when are we going to get together and **** till syphilis destroys what’s left of my brain?
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u impressed, huh? dats rights. holladaddy knows hows 2 handle the ladies...
response
Ummm you juss  caLL me 562 228xxxx gladys
jesus.... am about the collapse.. funniest **** on the internet this year!
So when are we going to get together and **** till syphilis destroys what’s left of my brain?
....
u impressed, huh? dats rights. holladaddy knows hows 2 handle the ladies...
response
Ummm you juss  caLL me 562 228xxxx gladys
jesus.... am about the collapse.. funniest **** on the internet this year!
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Him:
so wait yu jus **** alotta guys??
Me:
Im a virgin.
Him:
your auch a bad actor an a bad lier.. but look i already got a women and im sure she wouldt like u tryin to get me to **** you.. so im goin to pass on tht.. i dont kno wht type of girl u are but its a damn shame u put yo self out there like tht on mysapce to every guy tht adds you.. thts soo nasty.
Me:
I want you to fist me.
so wait yu jus **** alotta guys??
Me:
Im a virgin.
Him:
your auch a bad actor an a bad lier.. but look i already got a women and im sure she wouldt like u tryin to get me to **** you.. so im goin to pass on tht.. i dont kno wht type of girl u are but its a damn shame u put yo self out there like tht on mysapce to every guy tht adds you.. thts soo nasty.
Me:
I want you to fist me.
I die'd.
decided to stop riding men and get back on your bike?
just the same o same o
fixn and riding cycles
fixn and riding cycles
yeah remember I came back from Co for a possible "job"
ended up over at bike world for 6 months then skipped town, now up here in PNW slaving away at a local shop.
ended up over at bike world for 6 months then skipped town, now up here in PNW slaving away at a local shop.
lol no worries
life's a trip, some times you stumble.
life's a trip, some times you stumble.