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wow. What ever happened to just going to a bike store, ponying up for a $4k bike, then ride it on a local trail 2x until you crash, then never riding again?
How will the bike industry survive if the stupid buyers stop buying?
How will the bike industry survive if the stupid buyers stop buying?
Ultimately, Singletrack Mindfulness is about micromanaging the relationship between the individual and the wild outdoors. Mountain biking invites us to flow through the natural landscape, but you are a sheep with ADD who needs to be coached through every single thing you do. Yoga enhances and refreshes our relationship to self, it also enhances our bottom line to offer something interesting for women. The two together provide balance and offer an ideal blend of excessive management and women trying to get their hoo haa as close to their face as possible.
ROLF they do some rides in East Burke, VT. I hope Treesaw doesn't see those rates and adjust our Monkeyfest fees accordingly. 
How much do you want to bet that it's going to be women attending for the yoga, and dragging their men along with the promise of mtn biking?
"Honey, I want you to meet Jim, Terry, Baxter and Tyrone. You guys will have so much fun on your bikes today! See you for lunch!"
It's like being a 4 year old.
It's based in Burlington, how could you expect anything less? It's got mindfullness, sustainability, all those buzzwords and themes.
But it does sound like they are trying to get more women into mountain biking, which is a good thing in the long run.
But it does sound like they are trying to get more women into mountain biking, which is a good thing in the long run.
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7:30 Wake Up
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 7:00 Down Time
7:00 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
7:45 Bong Rips
8:00 Morning Yoga
9:00 10:00 Hearty Farm Fresh Breakfast
10:00 - 10:15 Bong Rips
10:15 2:00 Mountain Biking (Lunch/Snacks)
Exact timing of biking and lunch dependent on particular retreat
2:30 - 3:00 - Bong Rips
3:00 4:30 Afternoon Yoga
4:30 7:00 Down Time
7:00 8:30 Delicious Dinner
8:30 Special Events
Such as beer tastings, bong rips, mountain biking films, local music
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Screw "singletrack mindfvck", I want to attend this retreat. Are the drugs included in the package price? 
Unfortunately I have already booked my summer full with NASCAR and Professional Wrestling Mindfulness retreats.
Way too much time between bong rips, imo...
and its too yoga intensive. i'm thinking a morning and late afternoon ride session, and yoga in between.
That is why I prefer edibles, less maintenance required to keep the buzz going.
Laugh all you want. My lady teaches yoga and it does a body good.
I'll suspend judgment until they offer reiki. If that happens all bets are off.
I'll suspend judgment until they offer reiki. If that happens all bets are off.
sounds like a typical day at UVM, goddamn i miss college(uvm '04)
The one good thing about yoga is yoga chicks in yoga pants.
not necessarily a good thing. some chicks need a few months of yoga before they can be considered eye candy.
It is still hard to look away. Spandex and folds can do some interesting things when pushed to the limit.
like a living lava lamp?
Only in the sensory-deprivation tank.
for them or me? because if i saw a fat chick in yoga tights, i'd want my sensories deprived
Hmmmm.....ROLF they do some rides in East Burke, VT. I hope Treesaw doesn't see those rates and adjust our Monkeyfest fees accordingly.
Yoga's cool. Wrapping it, like anything else, up in tutti frutti marketing hype or taking it too seriously is where things go sour.
Must spread mf'in rep. Yo.