Because every circus needs a side show.

J-Dubs · Jun 14, 2011

I've been hoping for this for a long time.
Finally someone who can showcase the depth of reasoning withing the GOP base. I just hope that people pay close attention to what she represents and how she is affecting change on the right side of the isle.
This is good for the country?

Westy · Jun 14, 2011

I'd vote for her if I was a corporation.

Bachmann Calls For Huge Corporate Tax Cut Alongside Tax Increase For The Working Poor

dante · Jun 14, 2011

Westy said:
I'd vote for her if I was a corporation.

Bachmann Calls For Huge Corporate Tax Cut Alongside Tax Increase For The Working Poor

Since Corporations are people thanks to the Supreme Court, it really is only a matter of time before they're granted the right to vote, too...

Westy · Jun 14, 2011

dante said:
Since Corporations are people thanks to the Supreme Court, it really is only a matter of time before they're granted the right to vote, too...

Pretty much any politician that offers an agenda proposing an amendment to fix that BS has my vote. Of course the only amendments that are likely to be discussed are important ones like gay marriage.

BurlyShirley · Jun 14, 2011

I say it's a positive. I think she can pull Romney to the right on all the social stuff. He'll have to act/talk like just as much of a lunatic to beat her in the primaries.

jonKranked · Jun 14, 2011

Pesqueeb said:
I can't be the only one who imagines "derp" at the bottom of this picture am I?

more like "surprise buttsecks", minus the surprise

JohnE · Jun 14, 2011

Westy said:
Pretty much any politician that offers an agenda proposing an amendment to fix that BS has my vote. Of course the only amendments that are likely to be discussed are important ones like gay marriage.

Can it be changed? I thought the SC had the final say...shoulda paid more attention in civics class I guess.

BurlyShirley · Jun 14, 2011

JohnE said:
Can it be changed? I thought the SC had the final say...shoulda paid more attention in civics class I guess.

Well, it was ruled constitutionally protected free speech. If you amend the constitution...

4xBoy · Jun 14, 2011

About to spit or swallow, I am not sure.

IH8Rice · Jun 14, 2011

4xBoy said:
About to spit or swallow, I am not sure.

she looks like a bitch, so id guess spit

4xBoy · Jun 14, 2011

IH8Rice said:
she looks like a bitch, so id guess spit

Strawberrry short cake FTW.

dante · Jun 14, 2011

BurlyShirley said:
Well, it was ruled constitutionally protected free speech. If you amend the constitution...

F_k, I'd be happy with full-disclosure legislation. You want to spend millions pushing your agenda? Fine, just let us know who you are so we can avoid spending money with you...

$tinkle · Jun 14, 2011

when did ron paul start wearing pearls?

jimmydean · Jun 14, 2011

IH8Rice said:
she looks like a bitch, so id guess spit

Is that better or worse than being a witch?

stevew · Jun 14, 2011

$tinkle said:
when did ron paul start wearing pearls?

every time RR jerks white tears on him....

RUFUS · Jun 14, 2011

"I filed today my paperwork to seek the presidency of the United States today,"

So did she file the paperwork today???

jimmydean · Jun 14, 2011

RUFUS said:
So did she file the paperwork today???

I thought it was yesterday. It hurts my head to read that quote.

Dartman · Jun 14, 2011

4xBoy said:
About to spit or swallow, I am not sure.

Bat**** crazy. The very definition of the term. :think:

jonKranked · Jun 27, 2011

she's starting to sound like a much better trained monkey than palin.

$tinkle · Jun 27, 2011

Pesqueeb said:
They've trained monkeys to fly rockets.

by definition, a rocket is unguided

just thought i'd point that out before mmike or syadasti did

jonKranked · Jun 27, 2011

Pesqueeb said:
They've trained monkeys to fly rockets.

i spoke too soon...

Kicking off her presidential campaign in Waterloo, Iowa, Michele Bachmann explained the geographic significance to Fox News: "Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too."

This is problematic, the Washington Times explains, because "beloved movie star" John Wayne is not from Bachmann's hometown of Waterloo. John Wayne Gacy, the "killer clown" who raped and murdered 33 teenage boys in the '70s, is from Waterloo. Beloved movie star John Wayne is from Winterset, Iowa.

we finally came full circle with the thread title

http://gawker.com/5815920/bachmann-compares-self-to-gay-rapist-clown-serial-killer

$tinkle · Jun 27, 2011

coincidence?
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20072121-503544.html

jonKranked · Jun 27, 2011

sanjuro · Jun 27, 2011

What stuns me about Bachmann is not her utter stupidity, but that she thinks her life will hold up to the modern political scrutiny.

You don't think National Enquirer/TMZ are lining up interviews with the foster children right now?

Or what about the government subsidies she received: http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-bachmann-20110626,0,1896024.story

rockofullr · Jun 27, 2011

I want to see Palin vs Bachmann mud wrestling replace the republican debates.

gonefirefightin · Jun 27, 2011

I dont watch tv

rockofullr · Jun 27, 2011

Do you drink beer?

Jim Mac · Jun 27, 2011

John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne...what's the difference? (oops content)
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2011/jun/27/the-wrong-john-wayne/

Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in Waterloo, Iowa, and in one interview surrounding the official event she promised to mimic the spirit of Waterloo's own John Wayne.

The only problem, as one eagle-eyed reader notes: Waterloo's John Wayne was not the beloved movie star, but rather John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer.

Mrs. Bachmann grew up in Waterloo, and used the town as the backdrop for her campaign announcement, where she told Fox News: "Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too."

jonKranked · May 30, 2013

and god's team strikes out again

HAB · May 30, 2013

jonKranked said:
and god's team strikes out again

No no no, this is all part of his plan.

jonKranked · May 30, 2013

cnn puts it best:

"Bachmann exit helps GOP scrub stupid away"

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/29/opinion/granderson-bachmann/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

Andyman_1970 · May 30, 2013

Favorite line in that article

Bachmann is a walking ignorant, controversial statement waiting to happen.

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