This is why I must hate people.
Personality Type and Career Choice
- Thread starter stoney
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Was gonna say that but didn't want to come off as a dick about being a dick.you'd fit right in in my line of of work
And given that we are just 1% of the population, that's a whole lot of stupid to deal with.
Speak for yourself. I have a technical job and spend a good 75% of my time @ work on tehI think you're overanalyzing it. We're all white collar types that work at a desk/cube farms and surf theall day instead of doing our "highly technical" jobs.
I got an A in econ calc, I'm taking an 18 week online class in 6 so I can get out earlier, now if you want to cram a 5 unit class in 6 weeks, work a job, and attempt to have some sort of summer so I don't go crazy working, then be my guest. But I have a funny feeling you might need a heep of meth to keep it up......
I'm not called an automation engineer because I do stuff by hand. I have scripts to do actual work so I can surf tehSpeak for yourself. I have a technical job and spend a good 75% of my time @ work on teh
Myers-Briggs makes me want to slam a meat cleaver into someone's skull. What does that make me?
Seriously, the test just makes me angry. The questions are unanswerable without context, and it's all gaming-the-game navel-gazing horse****.
(ENTP or INTP depending on my mood, according to these stupid ****ing tests my employer's forced me to take...)
Seriously, the test just makes me angry. The questions are unanswerable without context, and it's all gaming-the-game navel-gazing horse****.
(ENTP or INTP depending on my mood, according to these stupid ****ing tests my employer's forced me to take...)
my results
ENFJ: "Pedagogue". Outstanding group leaders. Try hard to help others be the best that they can be. 5% of the total population.
ENFP "Journalist". These people love novelty and surprises. They are big on emotions and expression. Life is an exciting drama. They are good at sales, advertising, politics, and acting. 5% of the total population.
ENTJ: "Field Marshall". The basic driving force and need is to lead. Tend to seek a position of responsibility and enjoy being the boss. 5% of the total population.
ENTP: "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 5% of the total population.
ESFJ: "Seller". Most sociable of all types. Outstanding host or hostesses. They excel in service occupations involving personal contact. 13% of the total population.
ESFP: "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. They make good performers, they like public relations, and they love the phone. 13% of the total population.
ESTJ: "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. These are responsible mates and parents and are loyal to the workplace. They are realistic, down-to-earth, orderly, and love tradition. They often find themselves joining civic clubs! 13% of the total population.
ESTP "Promoter": These are action-oriented people, often sophisticated. As mates, they are exciting and charming. They make good promoters, and entrepreneurs. 13% of the total population.
INFJ: "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. These are serious students and workers who really want to contribute. They make good therapists, general practitioners and ministers. 1% of the total population.
INFP: "Questor". These people are idealistic, self-sacrificing, and somewhat cool or reserved. They are very family and home oriented, and have a high capacity for caring. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 1% of the total population.
INTJ: "Scientist". Most self-confident and pragmatic of all the types. Decisions come very easily. These are the most independent of all types. They love logic and ideas and are drawn to scientific research. 1% of the total population.
INTP: "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. They are good at logic and math and make good philosophers and theoretical scientists. 1% of the total population.
ISFJ: "Conservator". These people are service and work oriented - very loyal. They are good nurses, teachers, secretaries, general practitioners, librarians, middle managers, and housekeepers. 6% of the total population.
ISFP: "Artist". Interested in the fine arts. Expression primarily through action or art form. 5% of the total population.
ISTJ "Trustee" These are dependable pillars of strength. They make good boy or girl scouts! 6% of the total population.
ISTP: "Artisan". These people are action-oriented and fearless, and crave excitement. They are impulsive and dangerous to stop. They often like tools and instruments, and often become technical experts. 5% of the total population.
interesting.....
ENFJ: "Pedagogue". Outstanding group leaders. Try hard to help others be the best that they can be. 5% of the total population.
ENFP "Journalist". These people love novelty and surprises. They are big on emotions and expression. Life is an exciting drama. They are good at sales, advertising, politics, and acting. 5% of the total population.
ENTJ: "Field Marshall". The basic driving force and need is to lead. Tend to seek a position of responsibility and enjoy being the boss. 5% of the total population.
ENTP: "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 5% of the total population.
ESFJ: "Seller". Most sociable of all types. Outstanding host or hostesses. They excel in service occupations involving personal contact. 13% of the total population.
ESFP: "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. They make good performers, they like public relations, and they love the phone. 13% of the total population.
ESTJ: "Administrator". Much in touch with the external environment. These are responsible mates and parents and are loyal to the workplace. They are realistic, down-to-earth, orderly, and love tradition. They often find themselves joining civic clubs! 13% of the total population.
ESTP "Promoter": These are action-oriented people, often sophisticated. As mates, they are exciting and charming. They make good promoters, and entrepreneurs. 13% of the total population.
INFJ: "Author". Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. These are serious students and workers who really want to contribute. They make good therapists, general practitioners and ministers. 1% of the total population.
INFP: "Questor". These people are idealistic, self-sacrificing, and somewhat cool or reserved. They are very family and home oriented, and have a high capacity for caring. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 1% of the total population.
INTJ: "Scientist". Most self-confident and pragmatic of all the types. Decisions come very easily. These are the most independent of all types. They love logic and ideas and are drawn to scientific research. 1% of the total population.
INTP: "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. They are good at logic and math and make good philosophers and theoretical scientists. 1% of the total population.
ISFJ: "Conservator". These people are service and work oriented - very loyal. They are good nurses, teachers, secretaries, general practitioners, librarians, middle managers, and housekeepers. 6% of the total population.
ISFP: "Artist". Interested in the fine arts. Expression primarily through action or art form. 5% of the total population.
ISTJ "Trustee" These are dependable pillars of strength. They make good boy or girl scouts! 6% of the total population.
ISTP: "Artisan". These people are action-oriented and fearless, and crave excitement. They are impulsive and dangerous to stop. They often like tools and instruments, and often become technical experts. 5% of the total population.
interesting.....
You realize that you are only supposed to get one result, right?
I thought he was making some sort of split personality joke?
Ah... Too many beers tonight, clearly.I thought he was making some sort of split personality joke?
Get a ****ing job you drunk.
I guess I am an author....
since I am working on a book, dont work, and drink like a fish
since I am working on a book, dont work, and drink like a fish
Nah, that's cool.
Tested INTJ on the first linky with a 33 75 25 22
And on the last link, that test I was a ISTJ?
So many questions were 50/50, pick either option depending on my mood or the context of what was going on the last time came across that situation.
And as far as the high school tests some here are gloating about.... I was teh stupido at school.
They asked me to leave..... "We don't think your suited to school David, we think it would be best if you took this opportunity to enter the workforce"
My fave all time report card had for the English grade and comment
"D, it would have been an F but his reading level is too high".
Funny thing is after failing English every year at school, I ended up setting up and running several successful publications for the the Fairfax media empire.
And on the last link, that test I was a ISTJ?
So many questions were 50/50, pick either option depending on my mood or the context of what was going on the last time came across that situation.
And as far as the high school tests some here are gloating about.... I was teh stupido at school. They asked me to leave..... "We don't think your suited to school David, we think it would be best if you took this opportunity to enter the workforce"
My fave all time report card had for the English grade and comment
"D, it would have been an F but his reading level is too high".
Funny thing is after failing English every year at school, I ended up setting up and running several successful publications for the the Fairfax media empire.
ISTJ
I work as a Risk Manager at a non-bank financial company. I like that.
Somehow I have people reporting into me as well. Not so fond of that.
I've also worked the opposite side of the desk in sales with a bank, was ok as long as I was dealing with sophisticated borrowers, hated the schmoozing, rather structure credits than golf with clients.
I work as a Risk Manager at a non-bank financial company. I like that.
Somehow I have people reporting into me as well. Not so fond of that.
I've also worked the opposite side of the desk in sales with a bank, was ok as long as I was dealing with sophisticated borrowers, hated the schmoozing, rather structure credits than golf with clients.