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Fvck...my dog has what Steve Jobs had.

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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Most likely not. He's well into his second decade, and the prognosis after surgery is not good.

Maybe he should try meditation and fasting? :)
 

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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if you plan to offload that excess PB...let a brother know?

during lunch tomorrow i'll look at our local lambda bookstore for the appropriate card

j/k; we burn those things to the ground


but yeah, i can see the case for your dog >> jobs
 

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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Nah, the Lab is the pb dog. This one likes Jelly. No, not KY, you pervs.

Edited the thread title too. I'm not mourning Steve "We need to be like China" Jobs.

Posted from my iPhone :D
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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I was hoping this was going to be about a black turtleneck. You ****ing Southern Californians think sweaters are required below 80 degrees. Sorry about the pup.

And I know you are really Canadian.

Q: How can you tell if someone is from California?

A: They tell you every 2 minutes.
 

X3pilot

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I thought maybe your dog had an ipad and a deep hatred of Bill Gates.

I will be sadder about your dog if he passes than I was Jobs.
 

syadasti

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Sorry to hear about your dog. He was also "lucky" enough to get a rare neuroendocrine tumor rather than the more aggressive common type?
 

stevew

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that sucks silver.

my brothers ridgeback had a cancerous tumor...on his cock of all places....had half of it removed along with his balls...still spread....lived with it for about three years after the surgery.

he ate like a fvcking king the last couple of weeks before he went....bbq/hamburgers/roast beef....

doing what he did best....keeping the couch in place...

 

Westy

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that sucks silver.

my brothers ridgeback had a cancerous tumor...on his cock of all places....had half of it removed along with his balls...still spread....lived with it for about three years after the surgery.

he ate like a fvcking king the last couple of weeks before he went....bbq/hamburgers/roast beef....

doing what he did best....keeping the couch in place...

My pup had a tumor right near his wiener. Luckily the surgery was simple but the biopsy showed it was a rather aggressive form of cancer. Doc said if it had spread we would know in a month or so. Five years later and at 12 years old he is doing great. I'm/he is a lucky bastard.
 

Silver

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Sorry to hear about your dog. He was also "lucky" enough to get a rare neuroendocrine tumor rather than the more aggressive common type?
Doesn't look like it...should find out tomorrow.

The bitch of it is, he can't eat like a king either, because that stimulates the pancreatic enzymes that are eating his pancreas up. Basically, if he eats or drinks very little he feels ok. On a diet that would allow him to keep his bodyweight up, his pancreas would blow up, making him not want to eat or drink at all.

Catch-22, it's the best catch there is, y'know?

I'll probably post in here ****ty drunk in a couple of weeks...if I do, y'all will know why. Apologies in advance.
 

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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Well, fvck. That sucked, but it was time to go. He went downhill fast.

We thought about going to TN to game the system and increase his chances of getting a liver, but decided not to in the end :D
 

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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If he's in heaven, he's pissing all over everything. I think he was R. Kelly in a previous life. He loved to mark EVERYTHING on walks.