There is this couple on a sinking ship and the girl says, "We dont have much time to live and I want to feel like a woman one last time..." So the guy throws her a bag of laundry and says, "OK, fold these."
We'd wear a wig. You guys would shrivel like the wicked witch doused in water.If women want equality, I say we give it to them.
You take going bald, we'll bleed once a month.
That's a terrible trade.If women want equality, I say we give it to them.
You take going bald, we'll bleed once a month.
I'm guessing that it's because some of the posters are women.How has this thread last nearly two months?
How has this thread last nearly two months?
Yep. We laugh at the jokes because we know you'd starve and smell terrible without us.I'm guessing that it's because some of the posters are women.
I reproduce asexually.Yep. We laugh at the jokes because we know you'd starve and smell terrible without us.
*edit* plus the human race would die off...
This was a "women" thread. Not hermaphrodites.I reproduce asexually.
Make sure you ask for no mayo if you're doing thatNah, I still leave that to the women. That's their sole purpose. Well that and making babies. But I was thinking about someday when I get married. I think I am going to make all the counters in the kitchen about thigh height. That way she can make me a sandwich and give me a BJ at the same time. Lol.
Rep given.Make sure you ask for no mayo if you're doing that
Skibunny... If only there were more cool women like you. I am 20 and there are plenty of fish in the see, but I hope I find one that sounds as cool as you do on here haha.Make sure you ask for no mayo if you're doing that
oh stop it... you're making me blushSkibunny... If only there were more cool women like you. I am 20 and there are plenty of fish in the see, but I hope I find one that sounds as cool as you do on here haha.
whats a see?Skibunny... If only there were more cool women like you. I am 20 and there are plenty of fish in the see, but I hope I find one that sounds as cool as you do on here haha.