I'm trying to think of something you can do but I can't put my finger on it.
How about this gif
Seriously, that's f'in sucks dude. Heal up, it could have been much worse.
well now what
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How about this gif
Seriously, that's f'in sucks dude. Heal up, it could have been much worse.
Send a letter to Tony Iommi and ask him how miserable a life without fingertips is.
Bravo!
Sign language might be tough.
I already goofed on Ben on our local email list. He was asking for movies to watch. Forgot about Escape from Alcatraz, great movie.
It was a toss up between that and "nubbopotamus."
And that didn't win why?
Wow, I'm so sorry IL9!! That blows big time.
I'd also suggest you begin planning a life of crime. No finger prints = no convictions.
Just photoshop some teeth stuck in your hand and you might be able to pull it off. Although I'd go with a regular bear instead of a polar bear. I dont think anyone is gonna believe a polar bear was on the loose in Mass.ive picked polar bear for the attack animal
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i said that to the hospital people
and i like the title
Ouch! Bummer there T-Nubs ... hope you feel better soon.
Look at it this way. You now have the option of flipping people off at 2/3 volume when a bit of subtlety is called for.
Heal up man.
Heal up man.
holy sh!t, that's intense. that sucks all kinds of suck, but at least it wasn't worse...
please do if it starts to fall don't grab for itGet well soon, sorry man!!
edit: gonna be extra careful when installing garage door openers this weekend- didn't know they could be dangerous
Damn dude, an inury like that always sucks, even more so at such a young age. I have smashed the holy hell out of my hands before and know that the fingernails are an area with alot of nerve endings..... I can only imagine the pain you felt when it happened.
Overall you will be fine though... chin up and move on...
Overall you will be fine though... chin up and move on...
no fingernails? you could always fall back to being the hit in your local gay scene...
heal up, chin up!
heal up, chin up!
my dog has refused to leave my side since i came home from the hospital, hasnt even wanted to leave the room to eat. also lets here some missing finger jokes i could use a laugh
Enjoy the healing powers of my +rep.
My Dad zipped a piece of his thumb off with the table saw last year. I almost passed out just hearing about it over the phone.
I'm gonna go ahead and not look at this thread anymore.
Heal up boy-o.
My Dad zipped a piece of his thumb off with the table saw last year. I almost passed out just hearing about it over the phone.
I'm gonna go ahead and not look at this thread anymore.
Heal up boy-o.
How many fingers am I holding up? That's right Timmy....... 3.75 is correct.
That sucks dude. Losing the use of my hands is one of my worst fears, that and hungry, pregnant, lesbian vegans.
Kevin worked in the ship yards
Halfway into his shift, he calls his wife
"Honey, don't be alarmed but I was in accident at work. My finger was cut OFF"
She yells, "The hole finger?"
To which he reply's, "NO, NO, the one right next to it....."
Halfway into his shift, he calls his wife
"Honey, don't be alarmed but I was in accident at work. My finger was cut OFF"
She yells, "The hole finger?"
To which he reply's, "NO, NO, the one right next to it....."
Yo mama's so dumb, when the colonel said "finger licking good" she bit off her finger. Now she can't count past nine.
Bubba's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally cuts off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, "Good Lord! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
Bubba says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2011. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Bubba says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!"!!!.
The doctor says, "Good Lord! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."
Bubba says, "I haven't got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 2011. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?"
Bubba says, "Well, heck, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up!"!!!.
movie suggestion:
from your personal collection?
I haven't seen that in years.
Sucks big time for you, but like everyone else says, it's not the end of the world. Your life shouldn't be much different from before.
Just curious, are you typing with one hand only?
Just curious, are you typing with one hand only?
yes and it takes a really long time
I have a tip for you, though unfortunately I don't have three, get some voice to type software.
And try to score some sympathy nookie, I hear chicks dig amputees
And try to score some sympathy nookie, I hear chicks dig amputees
You might want to sell your gruitr and pick up a stumpjumper instead
How bout a Cove Handjob?
At least you can save money on gloves now
Ouch.
Don't have any pointers to give.
Don't have any pointers to give.
Stubby....
Working around heavy machinery I've long feared losing body parts. Heal up dude.
That being said, having worked around heavy machinery for years I've met plenty of people who have lost digits and it never seemed to slow them down much.
That being said, having worked around heavy machinery for years I've met plenty of people who have lost digits and it never seemed to slow them down much.