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Need something horrible for a secret santa party.

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
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1
Hills of Paradise
buy zima 6 pack
remove bottles from holder
fill empty slots with 6 of these


... problem is you'd be stuck with 6 zimas and the stigmata that you knowingly left a liquor store with 6 zimas
 
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stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
40,494
9,525
buy the hardcore teabagger at the office the dildo with obama's face on it.
 

mdc

Monkey
Jul 8, 2006
243
15
Uxbridge
At my mtb clubs XMas party last year I got a gift bag with a Magnum condom, a glow stick, womans white socks and a whistle.....
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
give him a used blow up sex doll. GFF should be able to help you out with that
Even those have implants, which make them expensive. You don't just donate something like that, you have history with it.
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
6,352
282
the middle east of NY
An new employee of mine thought that I said that it was a "dirty Santa" gift exchange a few years back at our holiday party - her secret present was a 3 pack of flavored lube!
 

bean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 16, 2004
1,335
0
Boulder
For the white elephant exchange on Christmas I have a stack of about a hundred empty Starbucks cards. I'm going to put five dollars on just one of them and mix it in with the rest.