NSFW: M.S. Paint Stories

jmartin

Chimp

Oct 19, 2005

41

0

Jan 26, 2012

• #1

Don't get around to posting much but found this thread and it is sooo full of hilarity. Peoples worst sexual experience illustrated with M.S. Paint. Not even close to SFW so don't follow link if trouble may ensue. Enjoy

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55802-Worst-Sexual-Encounter-Thread-(in-MS-Paint)/page1

 

blackohio

Generous jaywalker

Mar 12, 2009

2,773

122

Hellafornia. Formerly stumptown.

Jan 26, 2012

• #2

I wish I had the time to draw some shoddy **** up. I spent more than a few year trying to get aids.

 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome

Jan 30, 2003

6,147

796

Lima, Peru, Peru

Jan 26, 2012

• #3

that **** is hillarious!

 

Polandspring88

Superman

Mar 31, 2004

3,066

7

Broomfield, CO

Jan 26, 2012

• #4

Lolz. I wish I wouldn't get the ban hammer if I drew up a few stories. Those are amusing to me.

 

Mr Jones

Turbo Monkey

Nov 12, 2007

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0

Jan 26, 2012

• #5

bahahahaha got as far as page 3 before I had to stop... for now

My favorite so far is page 2.... boom goes the dynamite

 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome

Jan 30, 2003

6,147

796

Lima, Peru, Peru

Jan 26, 2012

• #6

you have officially killed my productivity for this entire morning.
thank you.

(i read the whole 29 pages)

 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

Feb 21, 2008

6,379

1

Oz

Jan 26, 2012

• #7

I wonder if drawing up the nine hours it took me to get ginger pubes out of my teeth my freshman year would qualify?

 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

Nov 30, 2003

14,163

2,484

Groton, MA

Jan 26, 2012

• #8

Polandspring88 said:

Lolz. I wish I wouldn't get the ban hammer if I drew up a few stories. Those are amusing to me.

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That first one is eerily similar to us is more than one way.

 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar

Feb 2, 2007

40,327

16,792

Riding the baggage carousel.

Jan 26, 2012

• #9

Gold Jerry, gold!. +rep to you sir for that.

 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard

Sep 8, 2009

6,805

2,045

.:585:.

Jan 26, 2012

• #10

Some of those are pretty damn funny

 

Mr Jones

Turbo Monkey

Nov 12, 2007

1,475

0

Jan 26, 2012

• #11

"Angry Dolphin"

 

Polandspring88

Superman

Mar 31, 2004

3,066

7

Broomfield, CO

Jan 26, 2012

• #12

CrabJoe StretchPants said:

That first one is eerily similar to us is more than one way.

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CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

Nov 30, 2003

14,163

2,484

Groton, MA

Jan 26, 2012

• #13

Polandspring88 said:

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Can you tune my guitar for me? The B string is a bit flat.

 

Polandspring88

Superman

Mar 31, 2004

3,066

7

Broomfield, CO

Jan 26, 2012

• #14

CrabJoe StretchPants said:

Can you tune my guitar for me? The B string is a bit flat.

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Any time. I'll get you up and running before you can play the ESPN chime

 

Uncle Cliffy

Turbo Monkey

Jan 28, 2008

4,490

42

Southern Oregon

Jan 26, 2012

• #15

Mr Jones said:

bahahahaha got as far as page 3 before I had to stop... for now

My favorite so far is page 2.... boom goes the dynamite

Click to expand...

I spit my soda on that one.

 

jmartin

Chimp

Oct 19, 2005

41

0

Jan 26, 2012

• #16

I had to pause at "boom goes the dynamite" to before I could continue again, only to be foiled again by the "angry dolphin". Sooooo much gold in that thread.

 

Iridemtb

Turbo Monkey

Feb 2, 2007

1,497

-1

Jan 27, 2012

• #17

I got through every page... So funny haha.