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Chimp
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Greetings board members im canadian,this is my first post and i am a member of nsmb,pinkbike.
could not believe the hype that ,"love litters from intense guurl" and the link to, "ride monk=drama "had gotten . now i can infuse your fine site with some answers ,details ,and general red neck chit chat .I had no idea the attention had bled over to here now you have w/d,g/b in person on here lets try to keep it civil and not get everything deleated by mods.
now to figure out the avatar situation .
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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Larry Flynt Lived pretty well before he died a terrible death. He probably got more ass paralyzed then you'll ever get.
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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AngryMetalsmith said:
Like their bacon, Canadian grammar is nothing like ours.
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Just think of how many Canadians you know and how many of them have bad teeth? Then think of how many Australians you know and how bad thier breath and teeth are. Irish are clearly the master race when it comes to oral Hygiene. Jameson's kills germs and brain cells, but who cares as long as you can win them over with a glinty smile.....
 
dante

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drop to flat said:
Greetings board members im canadian,this is my first post and i am a member of nsmb,pinkbike.
could not believe the hype that ,"love litters from intense guurl" and the link to, "ride monk=drama "had gotten . now i can infuse your fine site with some answers ,details ,and general red neck chit chat .I had no idea the attention had bled over to here now you have w/d,g/b in person on here lets try to keep it civil and not get everything deleated by mods.
now to figure out the avatar situation .
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I'm trying to remember..... were you the beau in question?
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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Reminds me of the leprechaun boxer tattoo every kid from Dorchester and Southie gets. New Boston trend we will all grow to hate... = Moterhead and Iron Maiden Cover bands to the power of Ghey!
 
AngryMetalsmith

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Do you guys have cheesecake in Whistler ?

I had a delicious piece of pumpkin cheesecake last night and it motivated me to ride today, but that could have been me just trying to run away from my own farts. Unfortunately I was unsuccessful and fear I may need to work on my aerobic fitness.

Damn it stinks in here.
 
boogenman

boogenman

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Nov 3, 2004
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There are way to many ****ing coins in Canada. My pockets are for my iPhone not loonies and toonies, is paper currency that bad?
 
baca262

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what the **** happened here? :rofl:

the only thing the op wrote that i actually understood was the title. i guess he was right. :hmm:
 
DirtMcGirk

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I like to have sex with Jello cups.



Sexy. Dead sexy. Need to go to the grocery store now.
 
ICEBALL585

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Well, the title of this thread could not be more fitting for its contents. I think this thread has even less direction than the Random Thought Thread.
 
DirtMcGirk

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Have you ever tried to do coke with rolled up coins? I don't advise it.
 
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Chimp
Mar 1, 2012
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Not much to say right now were actually getting along how boring for the Drama fans .Apart from her reading the whole love letter thread behind the wheel of her ex cop expedition in the pouring rain .That was a scary car ride .Im not about to start bad mouthing the poor girl on here cause she threatened to put rice in my fuel tank .I did get a scare she said there was a second child coming ,because i commented on a bit of a belly developing ,"just kidding" who says that?
My teeth are really not that bad except a horrible overbite and i had two baby teeth still so one got yanked now the gap.Im a middle aged ,balding male who got tangled in a spider web .The young female and myself are attending a very expensive anger management program and working to getting our daughter back.
 
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