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"Things I have never thought" thread.

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
13,443
1,969
Front Range, dude...
But I guess listing them here negates the thought that I have never thought them...

"Gee, its too nice a day to ride. I will sit home instead..."

"Man, I wish I was a triathlete"

"Gotta get the new LMFAO album"
 

RUFUS

e-douche of the year
Dec 1, 2006
3,480
1
Denver, CO
I have never thought that whiskey this expensive and amazing, would get me this drunk. Thankfully it is only $25 to get a taxi home. Thank you fake city of Denver!
 

woodsguy

gets infinity MPG
Mar 18, 2007
1,083
1
Sutton, MA
I never thought I could live without caffine. In college I drank 3 liters of Mtn Dew a day. I've been caffine free since 1997 and I've never felt better.
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
6,805
2,045
.:585:.
Never thought I'd be a home owner, married, with a kid on the way. As a teenager I thought I would end up being a ski bum living at the base of a mountain somewhere.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,683
4,912
North Van
Jogging is the best.

Oh look Dirtmcgirk started a thread! This is really going to be inspiring!
 

klunky

Turbo Monkey
Oct 17, 2003
1,078
6
Scotland
Never thought I'd be a home owner, married, with a kid on the way. As a teenager I thought I would end up being a ski bum living at the base of a mountain somewhere.
Jeez that's a real shame man. Sometimes life throws crap at you but keep your chin up and eventually things will work out for the better.
 

norbar

KESSLER PROBLEM. Just cause
Jun 7, 2007
11,369
1,605
Warsaw :/
Never thought I'd be a home owner, married, with a kid on the way. As a teenager I thought I would end up being a ski bum living at the base of a mountain somewhere.
If being a ski bum/bar fly/bike bum was sustainable I wouldn't mind being one for a long time.
 

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
Never thought I'd be a home owner, married, with a kid on the way. As a teenager I thought I would end up being a ski bum living at the base of a mountain somewhere.
:stupid: except no kid on the way. My ski bum dreams were cut off when I got knocked up whilst I was living in the snow cave at the mountain with my dog.... and I needed a place to shower. That was one expensive shower...
 

4130biker

PM me about Tantrum Cycles!
May 24, 2007
3,884
450
What is my penis doing in this bee's nest?

I wish an entitled rich kid racer boi "pro" would come modify, then blow the cover on our trails.
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
I agree with N8

I like guys

I wish her _____'s were smaller

Grandma is lookin kinda HOT today

I think I'm gonna go Vegan from now on

Riding bikes sucks
 

Mr Ridiculous

Margarita my slippers
Apr 21, 2006
435
0
Morgantown, WV
"Sarah Jessica Parker is such a classical beauty."

"Boy, you can never have enough theremin as far as I'm concerned."

"That's way too much beer."