How to jack up a good car in True D-bag fashion

MikeD · Mar 28, 2012

Dude, it was a Camaro before he even touched it. It's like adding some peanuts on top of a pile of d-bag poo. Maybe it's worse now, sure, but that's sort of beside the point.

AngryMetalsmith · Mar 28, 2012

Looks like the Bat Mobile banged a Mini Cooper.

Or Junior is just really excited that he's allowed to use the rivet gun all by himself.

norbar · Mar 28, 2012

So you can have a 911, a Jag or a lotus for 15k$ less or this crap? Are they mad?

stevew · Mar 28, 2012

norbar said:
Jag

call me when jaguar starts building something this beautiful again.....

they have lost their way.....

Wumpus · Mar 28, 2012

Conversion Package
Includes

Coil over suspension
Custom shifter
Whipple Supercharger. 2.9l
SLP exhaust with x-pipe
Custom interior
SLP sub-frame connectors
Custom Forgiato 22 wheels
265/35 front tires 295/30 rear tires
Custom sheet metal paneling
Aircraft rivets
Copper emblems
Custom door sills
Custom hot rod black paint in matte finish

Sounds awesome!

Pesqueeb · Mar 28, 2012

Pffft.... I'll put a couple Aircraft Rivets in any of your cars for half that. I'll even use titanium ones if you want, free upgrade!

jonKranked · Mar 28, 2012

gonefirefightin said:
I will bolt and rivet all kinds of useless crap to my shop fridge and put some dubz on it and call it the GFF edition booze cooler.

let me know when this becomes available

blackohio · Mar 28, 2012

the car looks bedazzled.

norbar · Mar 28, 2012

stevew said:
call me when jaguar starts building something this beautiful again.....

they have lost their way.....

Still better than that awfull camaro. It will also be able to turn.

Toshi · Mar 28, 2012

stevew said:
call me when jaguar starts building something this beautiful again.....

they have lost their way.....

norbar said:
Still better than that awfull[sic]camaro. It will also be able to turn.

Still better? Uh, when do you think that pictured Jag is from? :facepalm:

was? · Mar 28, 2012

norbar said:
Still better than that awfull camaro. It will also be able to turn.

most cars are better than that camaro. but that jag - never ever would i want to own one, and luckily i never ever will...

this one though, ticks all the boxes from fugly to douche² and beyond, but i wouldn't hesitate for long, if i had the money.

Westy · Mar 28, 2012

At least it doesn't look like they tack welded on some solid bar stock.

norbar · Mar 28, 2012

Toshi said:
Still better? Uh, when do you think that pictured Jag is from? :facepalm:

I was talking about the new one so take your palm of your face

Heck my father had one of those Deltas back in the day. Crashed it I think. I wish I had one of the cars he had around his 30s (Delta, Rx7, 2ng gen golf gti)

eaterofdog · Mar 28, 2012

I wonder how many times they had to cut those doodads off and rebuild them because they were wrong?

drkenan · Mar 28, 2012

I thought it was a rip off until I read it has "custom door sills"!

MikeD · Mar 28, 2012

blackohio said:
the car looks vajazzled.

FIFY, homes.

Scrub · Mar 28, 2012

What, no stereo upgrade? weaksauce.

4130biker · Mar 28, 2012

No plasma screens under the hood? No care.
Wait, wrong show, but I still need some tv's in any car that I will have to live in after purchasing.

JohnE · Mar 28, 2012

Some idiots will still buy it...like when they put Harley emblems on Ford trucks. Wanna bes, wanna be.

Silver · Mar 28, 2012

I just think it's cool that there's a website out there dedicated to the needs of the transexual American muscle car fan.

IH8Rice · Mar 28, 2012

JohnE said:
Some idiots will still buy it...like when they put Harley emblems on Ford trucks. Wanna bes, wanna be.

Harley fans will buy anything that says Harley on it....though the first few years on the F150 Harley were supercharged and had "upgraded" interiors (horrible Ford "leather".) the only other truck with a stock blower was the 2door, step-side Lightning.

when i saw that American Chopper episode, i died laughing when he said he was going to sell them. i guess if people are stupid enough to buy his "custom" bikes, then theyll buy his "custom" Camaro.

mandown · Mar 28, 2012

jonKranked said:
let me know when this becomes available

so you can put this in it?

jonKranked · Mar 28, 2012

gonefirefightin said:
the car reminds me of all the beaner rigs around here with every lame ass piece of stick on chrome vents, plastic chrome edging, fake badging, add on lights and reflectors.

you have seen the rigs I am talking about

jonKranked · Mar 28, 2012

mandown said:
so you can put this in it?

wanna go back to the wheelchair?

mandown · Mar 28, 2012

jonKranked said:
wanna go back to the wheelchair?

e-thug much?

jonKranked · Mar 28, 2012

mandown said:
e-thug much?

someone has to

mandown · Mar 28, 2012

jonKranked said:
someone has to

Jm_ · Mar 28, 2012

Um...does anyone know what a Pontiac G8 or Holden Commodore are? Look those up, and you'll know what a Camaro is, except the camaro is slightly shortened, and stiffened up a lot (even though the G8 chassi is pretty stiff to begin with). Except being kind of over-weight, the camaro is a damn good chassi. It's sad that too many people try to turn them into "only straight line" cars, but they are capable all around. I'm suprised with such "auto fanatics" that no one else really knows this. 22s are dumb and the 20s that come stock are pretty lame too, but the stock 20s don't hurt it too much and when all is said and done this is a damn good all-around car. Look up the lateral Gs that have been pulled with totally stock ones. Go look at the (UK) top gear test lap and you'll see it does pretty damn good, better than most cars and not the other way around (faster than the latest STI they tested around the track, and within a few tenths of the 370z if I recall correctly, a much lighter car)...

On the other hand, yes, all the "ricing out" of the camaros in paint, Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements and other stuff is lame, and there are some ridiculous ones out there.

IH8Rice · Mar 28, 2012

who said no one knew the Camaro is a Commodore? :think:

im sure the extra 115hp/130tqs had nothing to do with beating the STI..

Pete.. · Mar 28, 2012

I prefer customized PT Cruisers.

CrabJoe StretchPants · Mar 28, 2012

Jm_ said:
Um...does anyone know what a Pontiac G8 or Holden Commodore are? Look those up, and you'll know what a Camaro is, except the camaro is slightly shortened, and stiffened up a lot (even though the G8 chassi is pretty stiff to begin with). Except being kind of over-weight, the camaro is a damn good chassi. It's sad that too many people try to turn them into "only straight line" cars, but they are capable all around. I'm suprised with such "auto fanatics" that no one else really knows this. 22s are dumb and the 20s that come stock are pretty lame too, but the stock 20s don't hurt it too much and when all is said and done this is a damn good all-around car. Look up the lateral Gs that have been pulled with totally stock ones. Go look at the (UK) top gear test lap and you'll see it does pretty damn good, better than most cars and not the other way around (faster than the latest STI they tested around the track, and within a few tenths of the 370z if I recall correctly, a much lighter car)...

On the other hand, yes, all the "ricing out" of the camaros in paint, Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements and other stuff is lame, and there are some ridiculous ones out there.

lol wut

kazlx · Mar 28, 2012

Freakin cake decorators.

cecil · Mar 28, 2012

Paul had vinny install a 1/2 gallon gas tank

maddog17 · Mar 28, 2012

Where are the spider webs??

stevew · Mar 29, 2012

maddog17 said:
Where are the spider webs??

on his elbows?

Reactor · Mar 29, 2012

gonefirefightin said:
http://www.transamericanmuscle.com/

Oh geez, give me a freaking break. for close to 90 grand I will bolt and rivet all kinds of useless crap to my shop fridge and put some dubz on it and call it the GFF edition booze cooler.

Stick to decorating (not building) bikes PJD.

I thought you said "a good car";D

Reactor · Mar 29, 2012

Pete.. said:
I prefer customized PT Cruisers.

Christ, looks like a jeepne.

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