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blackohio

Generous jaywalker
Mar 12, 2009
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Hellafornia. Formerly stumptown.
http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/26/11899538-report-miami-police-shoot-naked-man-chewing-on-victims-face?lite

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

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The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.
The violence started at 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, just south of the Herald’s offices, the newspaper said.
Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon the naked man mauling the other man, the Herald reported.
The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.
Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.
The naked man was later seen lying face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage, the Herald said.
The naked man’s victim was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital Ryder Trauma Center and had critical injuries, police told the Herald.
Neither man was identified.
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“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, told the Herald.
A police department news release about the shooting did not include many details provided by witnesses to the newspaper.
Police requested surveillance video that had been obtained by the newspaper, the Herald reported.
The shooting and investigation tied up causeway traffic as crowds were arriving at South Beach for an annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
The Comicon dorks were in Phoenix this weekend. I kind of wanted to take our bigger dog to the "zombie march" on Central and teach her its just fine to kill zombies or faux zombies.

That's my biggest fear/excitement for the future. Zombies man, they creep me out.
 

legalize

Chimp
May 15, 2012
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NYC
This is why NYCs carry laws (or nonexistence of) suck!!! How's a 45 going to help me if it's locked away in a safe :D
 

dhmike

Turbo Monkey
Dec 20, 2006
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Boise Idaho
I need to make a road trip pick up dirtymike , ultranoob , and sanjuro . Then become the governor (walking dead ) and rule this f'n place .
 
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DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
2k rounds, no stalls or stops yet.
Mostly using quality ammo seems to be the issue. Though it eats Tulammo and Wolf like its me at an all you can eat BBQ.
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
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That's a given. :rofl:

I was just reading up on "bath salts", WTF is wrong with people these days? They will smoke ANYTHING sold in a "smoke shop" and figure it can't be bad for them, right?
:stupid:

Seriously! Some people are screwed up enough they'll try anything. I'd love to see the new FDA warming label on that product... "May cause you to strip naked and eat people's faces off".
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
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Colorado
Have they actually gone back to confirm zombie guy is actually dead? Did they sever the head for confirmation?
 

baca262

Monkey
Aug 16, 2011
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&#8220;What&#8217;s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.&#8221;
who the **** writes this ****? i'd find it more believable if they said something like he ate a gallon of kerosene and a lighter, as he was running around the lighter was struck and his organs started burning, then he proceeded to spew fire at the officer.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Portland, OR
what happened to the good ol' days of drugs, when you really wanted to get fvcked up you just got some crack?
Because you KNOW what goes into crack, so where is the REAL danger?
"...and I think I tasted a hint of nutmeg and cinnamon."


And I guess real pot is hard to come by, so people are buying fake pot? I thought fake pot is what you call the brick packed crap from Mexico? Man, it must really suck to live in some of these places.
 

clarkenstein

Monkey
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CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Groton, MA
seriously WTF is going on? :confused:

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2012/05/hackensack_man_critical_after_allegedly_stabbing_self_throwing_intestines_at_police.html

Hackensack man critical after allegedly stabbing self, throwing intestines at police

A city man is in critical condition after allegedly cutting himself with a knife and throwing parts of his intestines at police...



some of the comments on that article post are actually pretty good.
That's more related to living in NJ than drugs I bet.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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You guys think this is all fun and games.
I don't.

Thankfully the Ace Hardware down the street sells ammo, and at good prices. I think its time to go do some shopping. Need more mags too, and a chainsaw.

The end is coming.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,596
7,245
Colorado
Rumored Pics:
not safe for work
seriously NOT SAFE FOR WORK! This is the kind of isht that haunts you.


There are other pics on that blog too.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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The attacks continue: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jersey-man-stabbed-threw-skin-intestines-cops-authorities-article-1.1086266

HACKENSACK, N.J. &#8212; A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jersey-man-stabbed-threw-skin-intestines-cops-authorities-article-1.1086266#ixzz1wIfPlBOw
 

dhmike

Turbo Monkey
Dec 20, 2006
4,304
43
Boise Idaho
You guys think this is all fun and games.
I don't.

Thankfully the Ace Hardware down the street sells ammo, and at good prices. I think its time to go do some shopping. Need more mags too, and a chainsaw.

The end is coming.
i like this kind of thinking dirtmcgirk , but you need to lose some weight before z-day . so i can put you on my A-Team dirtymike ,ultranoob and sanjuro are the guys who i think are going to survive the zombie apocalypse .