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This "most special child" crap just went too far...

JohnE

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Imagine how cool it would have been had she been armed and opened fire instead of pulling the alarm...

I am sending my daughter to the Shaolin Nunnery across the street from the Monastery that Kwai Chang Kane went to. When she snatches the pebble from Masters hand and has to pick up the pot with the hot coals she will be branded not with tiger, but Hello Kitty. She will then wander the land knowing not comfort, home or hearht, but doing good deeds and promoting the ideas of non violence. And kicking the ever loving dogsh!t out of anyone who gets in her way,,,
 
DORO

DORO

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DirtMcGirk is the Shuan Palmer of Ridemonkey........except he's fat and sucks.

I am happy to hear that you will never reproduce.....man kind will survive.
 
X3pilot

X3pilot

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Aug 13, 2007
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Funny to me how our memories of childhood turn us into an Expendable in our minds. I actually recall being in school, there would be a dust up, we'd meet at the flagpole at 3, both us stand there going "go ahead, hit me. No, you hit ME, No, you go , no you go." till we got tired, threw a couple of punches, then became best buddies later on.

There is NO place for bullying, anywhere anytime. Too many teen suicides over sh!t like that.

Have we pussified our kids? Yeah. I blame soccer.
 
DirtyMike

DirtyMike

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Aug 8, 2005
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Well how about this idea..... What if we went back into old west days, were if you had an argument at the bar/saloon/whorehouse you just went outside to see who could draw their pistol fastest.........

Sorry just trying to stir it up again
 
DirtMcGirk

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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I'm pretty good at whipping my dick out like a champ (ask the County Attorney!) so I am sure I can get my steel phallus out in a quick second if we're going to go trial by combat on things.
 
DirtMcGirk

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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You're gonna get this moved to the Mac and Cheese file.
Then someone is going to think we're on the monkey advocating kids be armed to the teeth.
Then we get blamed for Columbine, VT, and maybe that ****-tard in Colorado.
Then we get blamed for global warming.
Then as we're walking down the street children everywhere will be pulling their rip cords at the sight of us.
Then mommy pulls out her purse .357 and sends us both to hell.
Then we're in hell together having drinks.

I see where you're going with this.
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

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http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/03/school-bullies-prey-on-children-with-autism/

Connie Anderson didn&#8217;t know what was bothering her 17-year-old son, a Baltimore-area high school senior with Asperger&#8217;s syndrome, a form of autism. He was usually a diligent student, but his grades began to plummet.

&#8220;He was starting to go downhill fast,&#8221; Ms. Anderson said. &#8220;His grades were crashing, and he wasn&#8217;t able to focus.&#8221;

At a meeting with school counselors, the teenager finally spoke up, confessing that he was being bullied by students in the cafeteria. Once, they had pulled his pants down to his knees in front of his class.

While the problem of school bullying has received national attention, with many states passing anti-bullying legislation and school districts adopting anti-bullying programs, a troubling new pattern has emerged among victims. Research published on Monday in Archives of Pediatric & Adolescent Medicine shows that children with autism spectrum disorders, who typically have difficulty in communicating and forming relationships, are far more likely to be bullied than their non-autistic peers.
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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I Are Baboon said:
These threads/opinions by Dirt stopped being interesting a long time ago, if they ever even were.
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in a nation where honey boo-boo gets ratings far & above either political convention, i would challenge this post

i, for one, appreciate DMgunt being on the tip of freedom's spear waxing non compos mentis (if for no other reason his bromides justify my own slobbering)
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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Feb 17, 2002
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I noticed if your on the bus and you start poking most children repeatedly in the arm while reciting the mantra "Bother, Bother, Bother" they will start crying. Which sucks because if they were just a bit more durable I would be able to successfully take the bus to most any destination I need to get to, instead of having to get off well before my destination.
 
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jdcamb

jdcamb

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AngryMetalsmith said:
I keep telling you calls only go to India on the Courtesy Phone. The only thing you'll get from that is tech support for your glitter cannon and a mail order bride catalog. Oh wait, now I get it...
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Who told you about the glitter cannon? WTF! That's supposed to be a secret. Some of those Indian chicks sound pretty hot. Well to me atleast....
 
mandown

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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Missed this thread earlier.
Would love to see DMG sack up and be self reliant when some tectonic-plate sized chunk of ass-fat shakes free and plugs the pumps in his ticker. Don't puss out and see a doctor, or press the button on your Life Alert bracelet; just rub some dirt on it and walk it off, then chalk up your arm tingling and sagging stroke-face to a life experience. You'll get em next time, champ.
 
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